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The Reverse Questioning Game

What happened when Timothy Leary grazed too long in the herb section of the garden?

He had forgotten how much fun it was to jump out of cars going 30 miles per hour.
 
What was the upside of the electrical fire in Chad's old Buick?

Large black limousines were sneaking up to the side gate.
 
What was used to haul off the massive amounts of pot & cocaine in a lot of 70's movies?

He had a lump in his throat!

Rome
 
Why couldn't Beiber perform in his latest concert after he took the criticism to heart?

Dried maize and rat droppings spread all over the combine.
 
What do the fans leave behind at an outdoor Justin Beiber concert?

Too many G&Ts in the hot sun.
 
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How did the hypochondriac know that his condition was getting out of hand?

He put $5.00 in the church collection basket and asked for change back.
 
How did the congregation know that Donald Trump was overextended yet again?

Pork dumplings and butterscotch.
 
What did my wife like to eat when she was pregnant?

I noticed as I passed him the relish that half his teeth were missing.
 
What gave away the fact that Buddy didn't know hotdog relish from toothpaste?

Sea Monkeys and Land Eels.
 
What was found on the backward-world's beaches?

A fingerprint on a gas cap foretells a cucumber explosion.
 
What is the plot line of tonight's rerun of The Andy Griffith Show?

"I told yah ter stay away frem my daughter" the farmer said as he raised up a giant fly swatter.
 
What is the plotline of tomorrow night's rerun of the Andy Griffith Show?

Esmerelda held her breath as she gazed at the smooth bare skin on the back of his neck and lovingly ran her finger along the knife's edge.
 
What was the suspect's testimony during interrogation for the later to be titled "The Orange Blossom Murder"?

Don't eat the peanuts.

Rom
 
What is a stupid thing to say to an elephant?

The Frisbee careened off of Tom's head and landed in the potato salad.
 
What was the most funny thing that happened on the family reunion video?

They came upon a tipped cup of iced tea, a horseshoe, and a small container of sardines.
 
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