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The Reverse Questioning Game

How does a baby ask for a drink?

"But, sir, these are the finest thong underwear Pushkin and Anderson Ltd. sells."
 
What happens when Mr. Humphries assists a customer after a drink?

While I was running with the bulls, a meteor signaled the coming of the revolution.
 
What was the last thing "the world's most interesting man" said before he was killed by a meteor?

He dejectedly walked to his car, a soft whimper falling from his lips.
 
Ask me how the audition went.

We spent the day watching local celebrity cricket on public-access TV.
 
Ask me how I spent my 4th birthday.

A sip, a longing look, and a spice rack are all that remain in the outhouse.
 
What were the results of the 79th Annual Rural Montana Chili Cook-Off and Wine-Tasting?

He looked deep into the limpid pools of her green eyes, then drew back and vomited abundantly on her sneakers.
 
So what happened when he finally took off his sun glasses?


Slowly he opened his eyes regaining his consciousness and he was quite shocked - this girl over there was no Oktoberfest waitress but a nurse.
 
What was the first thing Helmut saw after chugging a gallon of beer?

She spent 3 emotional hours recreating the epic events in her life when she suddenly realized that there was no one else in the room.
 
What was Britney Spears doing last night after the concert?

The only phrase that came to his mind was, "It's a pixel!"
 
What did Bill Gates say at the birth of his first child?

Lub-dub ... lub-dub ... lub-dub ... ... SCREECH!
 
Could you give me an example for an onomatopoeia?


"Red beans and white rice is what I like most!" (Beware the quotation marks)
 
What is that butterfly doing?

As the rain falls quietly, the door creaks and a clown steps out of the bathtub.
 
What might happen on any given Saturday morning at Donald Trump's house?

"Oh dear! The sun didn't rise again this morning."
 
What did the Walker Brothers say when they could no longer separate song lyrics from reality?

He was a large man with short features.
 
How did Mrs. McDonald like to get kinky with Ronald?

She watched in disbelief as her husband mowed down her prize orchids.
 
What happened when Mrs. McDonald kept placing potted plants on the dustcover of Ronald's TD 124?

"My associate here, Mr. Williams, he don't golf."
 
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