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The Reverse Questioning Game

"As a little present among business partners Mr. Harris - some fine Slazenger balls for you and your associates!"


Ten free tickets for a Justin Bieber concert.
 
As JB's career comes to its end, what was the big radio promo for the first 15,000 callers?

Spoken like a true iguana, she uttered.
 
Did I really do that?, Hunter Thompson asked the motel cleaning person.

The chickens aren't so bad but those hogs are a real nuisance.
 
What did the manager of the Old MacDonald's Motel say to the cleaning staff?

"Just spray it down with Lysol and we'll come back in the morning."
 
"Please sit down on my nice old second hand maroon sofa I purchased today for two bucks".

Cyclophony introduced in 1962 did not succeed.
 
As they stood, looking in intense anticipation, what did the implosion expert have to say?

White wine and saltines were all that were left on the table after "the revolution".
 
What was left on the set of "The View" after all the hosts quit at the same time?

"I remember back in '08 we had the same problem and no one was able to solve it."
 
Wife says: "Either the dog or the roof is leaking!" - you may comprehend such a calamity?


Oh my God you call THAT a lining!
 
"Here is the lining, you see how it tucks neatly into the folds, it comes from an animal, I forget which one."

Then the doors opened to reveal... a horse drawn hearse.
 
What did Mr. Ed request from Wilbur in his dying whinny?

John, his voice shaking, screamed out "After years of saving, I can finally afford it"
 
Response to Mary's question in re; the used kayak in the driveway?

It was Catherine Zeta Jones, climbing out of the pool after a few laps.
 
He thought he saw a strange reptile in the shimmering haze, but then the drugs suddenly wore off.

"But Jonah," she pouted, "wouldn't you really rather have a Buick?"
 
What did Jonah's wife's plea just before he set sail on that fateful day?

Easing back into his new leather sofa, he found a can of sardines in the cushions.
 
What is the answer when someone does or say something considered to be unorthodox?

Five Finger Discount & a pair of Silver Bracelets.

Rome
 
What else happened during Brittany Spears' meltdown?

(Welcome back Don! Great to hear from you. Been thinkin' about you and hope you're doing well.)

A spear, a fish, and a transfixed view of the Great Wall of China.
 
tybrad said:
(Welcome back Don! Great to hear from you. Been thinkin' about you and hope you're doing well.)
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Ahhh tybrad!

Thanks so much for that kind sentiment, my friend. Slowly getting back into things here as I must keep myself busy! Thanks for putting up with me! :yes:

Rome
 
What was found inside Scott Adams' garbage can?

He screamed as wave after wave of sea gulls dropped their loads on his convertible.
 
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