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The Reverse Questioning Game

"Where did Doctor Standish hide the key to the hidden closet so that Richard Wildeplant could not find the Lumbago Tiara?"

I was watching the Ravens retire Ray Lewis' jersey.
 
Why didn't you answer the door when the Publisher's Sweepstakes team was here?

A ham sandwich hitting the ground at 250 MPH made quite an impression.
 
"Mr. Sulu, explanation on what happened to Captain Kirk's snack?"

Darren McGavin as Kolchak, Catherine Zeta Jones as Ursula, and Jim Varney as Ernest P. Worrell.
 
Who were the headliners in Quentin Tarantino's big-screen adaptation of "Love American-Style"?

Blam! Blarch! Kerblooey!
 
What was heard when Spaceman Spiff deployed the dreaded Gooey Kablooey against the ugly and horrid SpaceMoe?

Ravens 45, Steelers 3
 
What caused the city of Pittsburgh to go into mourning?

Ted had barely recovered when the deathly silence was broken by the blast of the 10 foot high speakers.
 
Ted brought in and set up his VERY heavy and expensive new stereo system - he sat down for a while but... (now read line above)

(New ending line)
But seeing it was useless to try, he wearily took off his soaking wet clothes.
 
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what was the Oracle CEO's first statement after sailing the Bermuda Triangle?

It was Ted's Mother-in-law, Agatha Krumptwittle.
 
What did the police find that Ted was using for a boat anchor?

"By all the powers that be, please change this cream center into caramel!"
 
What did the CEO of the Cowtails Candy Co. plead for after the R&D Dept. screwed up?

Wait... what? That can't be anyone other than Botticelli himself!
 
This guy says his name is Sandro, he once painted a picture called "The Birth of Venus" and he wants it back.

That is terrible, how could it have sunk?
 
The catalogue said especially for 'business users', now I find out.

Why didn't you tell them it wasn't free!
 
What did the mime's wife say to him when he wasn't paid for one of his performances?

He opened the door a crack and saw a 3 foot eyeball staring at him.
 
Am I in the land of the giants or something?... wonder where this leads...

Don't do that all right, just don't.
 
What did Mr. Jenkins say when his dog, Muffin, took a dump in the neighbor's vegetable garden?

"If you kids don't stop playing with that cobra, I'm going to send you to bed without the antivenum!"
 
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