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The Reverse Questioning Game

What was the opening scene from Inside Clint Eastwood, the sequel to Inside John Malkovich?

(I don't think I got an answer before, unless it was the booze one, which didn't really count)

The suspect gave his name as Jeff Dunham, known minion of Achmed the Dead Terrorist.
 
What was Walter's statement before his lawyer arrived?

Criminally insane at this point, the gopher decided to eat the corn.
 
What was edited out of the first "Caddyshack" film?

The lights went down and the sound of a large chainsaw blasted out from the darkened stage.
 
How did the Met's groundbreaking new production of Wagner's Ring Cycle begin?

The constant dripping from the leaky gutters would eventually drive him to matricide.
 
What was the alternate ending to "Psycho".

Spilling the carton of milk, he watched in horror as Captain Kirk beamed up to The Enterprise.
 
What was Mr. Spock's recurring nightmare after he retired?

Spinach salad, braised red potatoes, two pieces of Maryland Fried Chicken, and a piece of red velvet cake.
 
What makes bobsvinyl drool down the front of his shirt?

"I swear I left my stun grenades and AK47 next to my wallet and keys."
 
"Honey, don't forget to pick up more distilled water, canned goods and toilet paper on your way home from the Apocalypse!"

In his hurry to escape the irate mob, Frank's elderly station wagon broke traction and fishtailed madly, knocking one of the protesters through the department store window.
 
noogies said:
"Honey, don't forget to pick up more distilled water, canned goods and toilet paper on your way home from the Apocalypse!"

What was Ted's wife's message found on his cell phone after the apocalypse?

In his hurry to escape the irate mob, Frank's elderly station wagon broke traction and fishtailed madly, knocking one of the protesters through the department store window.
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Why was Frank late for the apocalypse?
 
sorry. maybe my internets is blocking something.(DNU)

reboot. "Three french toasts, two turtle soups, and a partridge in bernaise sauce."
 
Where did the Noogies for President campaign bus stall out?

Dual chronometers, nickel-plated flange bolts, and all-track suspension supressors.
 
What did Bob have added after his last hernia repair?

"I swear to you. I shut the door and locked it before I left last night."
 
What was Colonel Mustard's alibi for the grisly murder committed in the conservatory with the lead pipe?

"Arf!" she said.
 
What did Mariah Carey's mum say when the little one tried singing falsetto?

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you downtown to answer a few questions, and I'll need to take the waffle iron also."
 
What was the latest police brutality suit about in the Cartoon Network's new drama?

"Once..., twice..., three times a ... ummmm ... a silverback".
 
What did Mongo sing to romance his potential ladyfriends?

"Unce ... tice ... fee times a maybe ..."
 
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