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The Reverse Questioning Game

How did Vladimir Putin sound in his first Karaoke night?
(sorry, that was for the once...twice) DNU

um...What was Jed Clampett's first comment on the bubbling crude coming from the hollow?

Starring John Astin as Dr. Gooberi, Florence Henderson as Beatrice, and Dick Shawn as Count Frontenac.
 
What are the makings of a 4 episode sitcom?

All the shingles rose from the roof and landed three houses away.
 
"Hey, Ted, did the storm do anything to the new roof?"

"No, that's not a possum, that's the viscious shimmy-damper!"
 
What was Mr. Kenty's observation at the zoo during my 6th grade science class field trip?

"Don't eat that -- it's bigger than your head!"
 
How did the curator of the Robert Crumb Art Gallery describe what was currently on exhibit?

"First I shot him in the chest and he kepta comin'. Then I shot him in the head and he kepta comin'. I finally brought him down with a clean shot to the lower right dimple."
 
How did Floyd finally bring down the Zombie Justin Bieber?

"That's an awful lot of rutabaga for just the two of us ..." Stacey observed, her lips pouting prettily.
 
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What was Ted's date's reaction upon entering his apartment?

Just the uncomforting image of the rabbit angrily staring back, keys in paw.
 
What scene from "Harvey" was left on the cutting-room floor?

There was a loud explosion and a shower of sparks. When the smoke cleared, Donald was just ... gone.
 
What happened on the set of The Apprentice last night?

With her pantaloons showing, she was caught between the moon and New York City
 
How did Liza fare on the first day of filming Arthur 4?

"Four of them, four black cats, I say, four black cats with blazing eyes, staring at me from the roof next door..."
 
"Where does an 800 pound gorrilla in a rudderless sailboat go?"


The cat was fine, but the dog was traumatized, and the parrot had to be put down.
 
What happened when Mojo's pets got into his tabs of LSD?

She ran screaming from the pet shop with three badgers clawing at her fur coat.
 
What made Pamela Anderson join PETA?

Lub-dub ... lub-dub ... lub-dub ... URK! BA-DANG-DANG-dang-dang-dang ...
 
What's the opening sequence in the upcoming release, "Spinal Tap II: Beyond Loud"?

When he extended his hand to proffer a single red rose, she slapped it away in disgust.
 
What do you get when Snookie stars in a "Twilight" movie.

All of this disgustingly rude behavior must be channeled to help the Tanzanian rain forest avoid foreclosure.
 
What cause involving all the reality shows on TV did Miss Cleo become the spokeswoman for?

He carefully cracked open the egg and a tiny figure that looked like Pee Wee Herman climbed out.
 
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