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The Reverse Questioning Game

What did the spinster at the end of the street remark to the boomboxin' boys?

"With that said, Marko Ramius drove his roadster into the Reykjanes ridge.
 
What happened when Marko misunderstood the lyrics to "Ode to Billy Joe?

"I may be older than dirt, but I can still eat a half pound of Sweet Tarts and live to tell about it."
 
How did Kirstie Alley's 60th-birthday interview start?

"The People's Army suffered many casualties attempting to take posession of the island, unaware that the fascist Japanese entity known as 'Godzilla' had already claimed the volcanic rock."
 
What happens when an unemployed propaganda writer gets a job at a movie studio?

"All I ate for 30 years was crimson sea slugs and seaweed, and look at me, I'm fit as a fiddler crab!"
 
Whad did the 'It's' guy from Monty Python announce when he finally got rescued?

"Skipper, Gilligan, Professor, Ginger and Mary Ann are all doing fine and are expected to recover from the frostbite. Mr. and Mrs. Howell are scheduled to fly to New York and brief the UN on the recent developments in the Central Pacific."
 
What was last night's Twilight Zone about?

"Pen in paper and ink on hand, she proceeded to cross the Andes."
 
How did the book "You Cannot Cross the Andes With Just a Pen and Paper" begin?

"I don't care what you think. Just fill the tub with margarine and lock the front door on the way out."
 
"Do you really think force-feeding the dog margarine will result in it barfing our lost car key?"

Starring Russell Johnson as Squid, Tina Louise as Cinammon, and Alan Hale jr. as Black Alex Cabot, meanest pirate in the Pacific.
 
What is an example of why organics and script writing don't mix?

"Ethel, wha-what are you going to do with that AK47?"
 
How did Fred know that Ethel had taken about all the crap offa him that she was going to?

"Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not an unemployed marine biologist!"
 
What was the key phrase in 'Star Trek X: Search for a Franchise?'

"The owls I can handle, and the Crows are too confused, but the Ravens...I fear the Ravens..."
 
What did Edgar Allan Poe say in his last TV interview?

"Follow that truck. He has to know where the Shrine of the Golden Arches is located."
 
What will be the key line in the upcoming movie 'Harold and Kumar save White Castle from the evil McDonalds Cult'?

"By jove, Watson, Dr. Fu Manchu has already seized the Chesapeake Chalice for himself!"
 
Why does it pay to be first in line at Happy Hour?

"If it was a normal sized chipmunk, It wouldn't have bothered me, but this sucker had to be at least 8 inches long!"
 
What did Special Agent Dale Cooper say in the opening scene of 'Return to Twin Peaks'?

"Remember, Mrs. Galloway gets the green pill, Mr. Bledsoe gets the blue pill, and Dr. Oswald gets the shot of bourbon."
 
sample dialogue from the unreleased 'Nurse Nancy in Palm Springs' movie.

(bump)

"Peanuts! Peanuts! Peanuts and Cod Liver Oil here!"
 
What did the venders yell at the Nursing Home Geriatric League World Series?

The water in front of him boiled up and the head of a pearl encrusted Bob's Big Boy statue rose from the foam.
 
What is the opening scene from 'Waterworld II: The Search for a Franchise'?

"Now a little pitch...yeah...good...now give that pitch some vibrato...yeah...pitches love vibrato..."
 
What does Clayton Kershaw mumble under his breath while he's warming up?

I know what you're thinking -- was that three spoonfuls of sugar, or just two? Well, seeing as this is the strongest coffee in three counties, and could eat the lining clean out of your stomach, you gotta ask yourself one question: do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
 
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