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The Reverse Questioning Game

"And over there, my japanese friend, you see Lady Gaga, have you ever seen her before?"

"Your father is waiting for you in the tool shed".
 
What was the recurring nightmare that Justin Beiber has had over the past 13 months?

"Speaking of light, did you see the darkness over there?"
 
What did the troll post on the General Electric website?

"Dammit, Janie! I can't be a father, mother, child, doctor and manicurist for you."
 
What was the first line of dialogue from Dr. McCoy's daughter in the latest ST movie?"

"It's that sleazy weasel! How did he get in here? And what was he doing with that pickle in one hand and the ion contact in the other?"
(line taken from WHFS in Annapolis, circa mid-1980s, used to promote The Weasel's program)
 
What did Naptown Rob say when he'd finally had enough an got a job at WRNR?

A carbon record brush was found next to an 8-track player and an audio cassette.
 
Was there something in the trunk of that 1972 Volkswagen the officers discovered in the barn of the suspect?

"In this case my beloved darling let us get divorced - instantly!"
 
What did Jeannie say to Tony Nelson on the last episode of "I Dream of Jeannie"?

"Dear, this reminds me of our first date when you burned down the drugstore and drove that Lincoln Town Car through the front of Mr. Hanson's barber shop."
 
What did Bobsvinyl's grandparents share on their 30th anniversary dinner?

"Sierra Bravo Tango, you are clear to the Littleton airport via Hotel Victor Lima, please remember there is a Justin Bieber advisory on this flight path."
 
What the Airport Tower said to Selena Gomez on her initial flight




I'll come back looking for my job in two months
 
"So you are actually ready to live as a hermit in the Himalaya foothills forever?"


"So let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late."
 
What did Roger say to Mary when he found out she was wearing a padded bra?

It started as a boy's dream to dribble a basketball 10,000 times nonstop and ended with a flight to Venus.
 
Congresswoman Pelosi's recent chat with John Stewart. literally and figuratively speaking.


"It was a dark and stormy night. The great fish moved silently through the best of times, the worst of times."
 
What is a good reason not to read 3 books at the same time?

Ungotch picked up a small pile of chipmunk droppings and sniffed them carefully.
 
What was the opening line from the lost Doestyevsky novel 'The Chaffing of Katrinka, Princess of Ungotchistan'?


"No, sahib! It is not true! I did not put ze monkey in Don Carlos' pantaloons!"
 
Why was the only employment opportunity available to Don Carlos a consulting gig at the Ministry of Silly Walks?

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the Desert, when the drugs began to take hold.
 
What was the first line of dialogue in the documentary, "LSD is Your Friend"?


"This amazing little machine will decontaminate a nuclear reactor in less than an hour and also take any mold off of the tile grout inside. Order now and receive two of our Miraculous Meltdown Magic Kits for the one low price of $19.95."
 
What was the blonde typing whe……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. (ad infinitum)




Wow! This is an amusing little.. errrr.. smell. And taste. And sound. And feel. Oh, and sight!
 
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