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The Reverse Questioning Game

What did Chuck say while watching the showing of "3-D Smorgasbord" at the local Cineplex?

The distinct patina on the chicken salad and the container date of 2/14/08 made Albert pick something else out of the fridge for dinner.
 
How did Al Gore handle Tipper's departure?

"I called my buddy, three doors down, and we loaded up our pink cadillac and headed for the dark side of the moon to meet with Wendy, the green-eyed lady."
 
Could you please construct a sentence with "Wendy", "Lady", "Buddy", "Moon", "Cadillac", "Doors" and "Side"?


"She can't help herself, she is a Conehead girl."
 
Why does she keep on 'pitching her ring', like that?

"Moonlight Becomes Me, It Glows In My Hair".

Cheers, og
 
What was the theme song for the Egotists of the World convention this year?

Yesterday's eggs, coagulated in a frying pan caked with grease, still looked very tempting to him.
 
What was the opening line in the unpublished sequel to Kerouak's 'On the Road', titled 'Back in Mom's Basement'?

"Kathy Ireland, just back from Bible study, texted a message to her NSA contact reminding him to upgrade his Windows-XP laptop."
 
What sparked-off the rumor that 'State Secret' security systems were becoming outdated, around the time that certain government agents found religion in Sports Illustrated?


"Every decade or so, Aleutian storms send winter swell trains roaring toward Hawaii and the West Coast with enough ferocity to remake the narrative of big-wave surfing history".

Cheers, og
 
What was the opening line in the unknown/lost Hunter Thompson book 'Surfing is for Real He-Men Like Me'?

"Please remove any liquids and laptop computers from your bag; remove your shoes; and make checks payable to 'TSA Retirement Party Fund'."
 
What stipulations are you given when you receive your first issue of AARP magazine?

"Mom, Jasper just swallowed a landmine. Should we call the vet?"
 
What situation is covered in Chapter 7 of "The Young Veterinarian's Guide to Explosives and Ordnance"?

"Jeepers, Mr. Farkle! I never seen one that big -- and all painted up in purty colors, too!"
 
How did Act II of 'Timmy and Lassie meet the Electric Mayhem' open (when Timmy espied the EM's bus)?



"When I came to I was surrounded by amazon vixens, wearing chain mail and murmuring in Sanskrit. Oh no, not again, I thought."
 

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What did Eric Burdon think as they recorded "Spill the Wine, Part II"?

It was hard to believe that only two blocks away, death rays from Venus were destroying all known life.
 
How did Venus react to the recent movie 'Venus in Blue Denim does Conshohocken'?

"A flying saucer crashed just outside of Milford, NH, today, causing...sorry, that was a meteorite, a meteorite crashed just outside of Milford, NJ today, causing little damage..."
 
"Okay, who put the Psilocybin mushrooms in the news anchor's salad?"

As I looked back on my life, I realized I had eaten way too much fried fish.
 
How did you know what causes these oily/scaly zits?

Softly softly catchee monkey.

Cheers, og
 
What did the Asian simian curator at the zoo tell his assistant?

Hoot hoot! Woot woot! Please don't tell! PLease don't try at home!
 
What is the close of most episodes of Uncle Howee's Clubhouse?






"Yes, waiter, I'd like the arugula salad with organic free-range tuna, steamed potatoe niblicks, and a six-ounce shrimp cobbler, along with a carafe of '12 Ripple."
 

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Would you like your usual 'Nutless Health Plate', Sir?

"The more we get together, the happier we will be"

Cheers, og
 
What was the last thing spoken by Muffy the Team Leader before the Team went to HR in unison demanding transfers?

"Hold my beer and watch this!"
 
What did Steven Seagal say as he put his latest movie into the DVD player?

"I know you're hurt by this, but in 30 or 40 years you'll be laughing about it."
 
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