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The Reverse Questioning Game

What did my first real girlfriend tell me when she broke us up? (And how did you know?)

"Riddler giggled maniacally as he sped down the alley with his stolen bank money, only to freeze in amazement. 'Spiderman!' he said, "What are you doing here in the DC Universe?'"
 
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As your psychiatrist, Batman, what did you dream about last night?

"I'd like to thank the guy who wrote the song - that made my baby fall in love with me".

Cheers, og
 
What was the original lyric for 'Who put the bomp in the Bristol Stomp'?

"Honey, the neighbor's cat has beaten up on our rotty again, he's out there whining behind the Owl box."
 
Hey Babe, did you just fart?

"Said the little lamb to the shepherd boy".

Cheers, og
 
"How would you like to be cut into cubes, boiled in gravy with mashed potatoes slopped over your body parts?"

"For a second there, I thought I was back in college with my wacked out roommate snorting drain cleaner."
 
Why are you grinning like that?

"Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme".

Cheers, og
 
What are the real ingredients to Jimi Hendrix' 'Bitches Brew'?

"Mister Putin, Tear Down This Wall! We don't need no education! How can you eat your pudding if you don't eat your Meat the Beatles!?"
 
What do you hear when your stereo has a crappy tuner?

It took him 25 years, but he finally finished his toothpick rendition of the Sistine Chapel.
 
What is Benedict up to since his retirement?

(no disrespect intended)

"Unit twelve, central, be advised, Farmer Brown is stating that aliens have abducted two more of his chickens, he would like a deputy to resond."
 
"Central, Unit twelve here - anything doing in this little old neck of the woods of ours"?

"Very good, Tubbs. Next week we'll work on your name".

Cheers, og
 
Sonny Crockett said what to his partner in the company of Lt. Castillo?

Spend if you must, know if you need to, want if you will, enjoy if you can, but just get it out of my sight!
 
How did (generic wife) respond to the latest gadget/mantoy/audio gear purchased by generic husband?

"There they go, and I must follow, for I am their Leader."
 
What was that quote that Mahatma Ghandi 'borrowed' from Ledru-Rollin?

"Get thee to a Nunnery".

Cheers, og
 
Were you talking about drinking 'Pile-drivers' [vodka and prune juice], yesterday?

All roads lead to Rome - or Babylon.

Cheers, og
 
Why didn't you need a GPS in the old days? (Or...Why does Don get so much traffic by his house?)


"That was an interesting dessert, but I think the recipe said 1/4 cup of bourbon, not a fifth."
 
I heard that Alec Baldwin said something right before getting kicked off the airplane. Now what was it?

"With a little Brylcreem, some acne makeup, a splash of Aqua Velva, and a chain saw… well, I'm set!"
 
Wanna come to Texas?

"Ooh, they make me glad, they make me sad; They make me want a lot of things that I never had."

Cheers, og
 
How have T.V. commercials influenced you?

"She swore to me that she never drank lighter fluid at the Robinson's barbeque last year."
 
What was the true statement uttered by Queen Elizabeth II on the BBC World Service last week in response to Bobs' call-in?

"My oldest digs mud pits down at the gator farm. My second is serving three to five for vandalism. My youngest, the judge? Don't ask."
 
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