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The Reverse Questioning Game

What was the perfect end to Bob's perfect day?

"Nothin' much -- just jim-jammin' on the frim-fram ... how about you?" she replied with that trademark insouciance he found so intoxicating.
 
What was the opening line in the long-lost Bogart classic 'Big Sleep 2'?

"The trawler's situation looked hopeless, it's anchor entangled in the Kraken's tentacles, its remaining engine unable to make headway...but happily Kathy Ireland appeared, dove in the maelstrom, and two minutes later they were in the clear."
 
What sounds was heard coming from the bathroom in Speedy Alka Selzer's condo?

"It ain't a record, but it's damn close. That there has to be one of the longest nose hairs I ever done seen!"
 
What did Bruce Dickinson say in the un-aired SNL skit?

"… with Gilligan, the skipper too… the deadbeat, and his mistress… the en-gra-ver… and the rest… are here on the Em-er-ald Isle"
 
What were the lyrics to the theme song for the wacky new sitcom that aired on BBC 2 in 1967?

Dee-dee-dee-DUM (snap-snap), dee-dee-dee-DUM (snap-snap) ...
 
What sound does the dreaded Addams Carnivore Plant make to lure flies in it's snap traps?

"Starring Kathy Ireland as Green Mermaid, Bruce Willis as Rorschach, and Jennifer Anniston as AdventureBabe."
 
What film frame was found on the cutting room floor?

"If you hold my beer, I'll fix that for you."
 
What did my doctor say when I showed him my hernia?

"Look, see the dull eyes, the small forehead? I feel that this is another example of an audiophile".
 
What is the collective observation on AK of people who are music posers?

"A pie? What pie? Is it apple or cherry? Wild cherry. Or strawberry. Oh look... a rabbit!"
 
What are my golden retrievers thinking as we walk past a bakery first, and then a pet store?

Coming soon to an abbatoir near you!
 
"The Northern Neck of Maryland produces the best chicken guts in the hemisphere!"


"Does this size-twelve burkhini make me look fat?"
 
"Homer you are totally drunk and it's not Halloween, YOU GOT IT?"




"Yeah I know - your father is waiting for you in the tool shed!"
 
Has my texting auto correct gotten me in trouble again?

It was a sound I had never heard before in my life, a strange combination of camel burps, grasshopper screams and elephant sneezes.
 
What was on the 'Rejected Warner Brothers Sound Effects CD' Bob sold on e-Bay for $3.27 and free shipping?

"We were running out of Barstow in my mint '66 Ford Falcon, me driving, the Professor riding shotgun and reading a Physics textbook, Ginger and Mary Anne in the back seat painting their nails, a quart of Mountain Dew in the cooler, Gilligan sleeping in the trunk, and the radio blasting Beach Boys tunes."
 
What were the first lines from Hunter S. Thompson's lost script for "Gilligan's Island"?

Gertrude, yes, Gertrude, that was her name. I kept repeating it in my mind and it sang like the soft chiming bells in a Tibetan monastery.
 
What were the last lines from an early draft of "The Autobiography of Alice B. Toklas"?

It's a method of my own, crude but adequate.
 
He goes, rang tang ding dong, Rackee sackee, Rang tang ding dong, Rackee sackee...

And said that's the worst chewing gum I ever tasted!
 
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She said whaaaaat after he said, "Hey y'all- try this"

The Dalek was rode hard and put up wet after quite some time.
 
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