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The Reverse Questioning Game

What was left behind the three doors on "Let's Make a Deal" after the show was cancelled for poor ratings?

"I've done it! I've eaten every flavor at Ben & Jerry's!""
 
What is the battle cry of the Modern-Day Urban Adult-Onset Diabetic?

"Why, yes, I wash it thrice annually -- whether it needs it or not!"
 
DNU -- That was actually bait for you, Chris. The "correct" question for that answer is, "Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?" -- DNU
 
DNU -- Good one. Well, having nearly derailed this thread, I now feel obliged to make an attempt to put it back on track, so ... -- DNU
 
HarmanKardon said:
Can you tell me why your most favourite record is in such a bad condition?

"So, they are snorting it."
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I've heard that crystal Drano can give you a great high, but I have no idea how to ingest it. What do the kids do?

When I look in your eyes, all I see is barely-concealed contempt.
 
What did the health plan representative say to Ronald McDonald after his claim for extra wide orthopedic shoes was denied?

"Look, Betty. I know I said I would never leave you, but I have to go the bathroom sometimes!"
 
What did Ervin say to his too-clingy date?

"Two burgers, one large fry, one medium fry, clam strips, onion rings, and an '82 Chateau Zanton Dubois rose, please."
 
What was Orson Welles's customary breakfast?

"Hi, there. You probably don't remember me, but I used to be on the pep squad with your great-aunt Lobelia."
 
What tops Ashley Judd's list of things she hates to hear at her high school's homecoming?

"North of the Equator, South of the Mason-Dixon Line, East of the Mississippi, over yonder and around the bend."
 
What directions did my defective GPS give to me?

"He said it was only a flesh wound. I didn't notice his arm lying over there."
 
What did Arthur, with the Black Knight in the background, say to the investigating officer in the opening scene of the unreleased 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail II' movie?


Starring Charles Bronson as Langdon St. Ives, Kathy Ireland as Lady Margaret, Terry O'Quinn as Hasbro, Edward Hardwicke as Lord Kelvin, and Rowan Atkinson as the vile Ignacio Narbando.
 
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Who provided the voiceover talent for the 1986 animated movie based on the Mr. Potatohead game?

"It's a long drive to deep center field! Santos goes back ... back ... he's at the warning track ... he's at the wall ... he leaps ... and HE'S GOT IT! Now he reaches into his glove ... and he pulls out an overripe Crenshaw melon!"
 
How did Felipe the Giant's fan's dream of World Series Game 1 end?

"Carnivores eat meat. Large cats and sharks are carnivores. Herbivores, like sheep and goats, eat plants. Omnivores eat meats and plants, such as bears, raccoons and Canadians."
 
What did Indiana Jones tell his handler after the Ark was opened by the Germans?

Oh look- what a treat! That space whale is mating with the sea giraffe!
 
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