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The Reverse Questioning Game

What was a comment about SeaWorld's new "Animals on LSD" exhibit?

"Sir Cuthbert, come here. Doesn't this remind you of our find in Rumpoloff Valley in 1978?"
 
What's the one where your head's where your ass should be?

"I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive ..."
 
What did Amanda Byrnes say on her first night of rehab?

"Bo, a beer, a Balmer beer,
Rae, a daughter of a Chong;
Mia, yay, a soccer playa,
Flo, insurance-shilling hon..."
 
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What were the lyrics to the winning song on the finale of "America Doesn't Have Talent"?


"Yes, Ma'am, your husband is definitely dead. Could you tell us why he was trying to eat a live honey badger?"
 
What did the investigating LEOs ask the widow of Clayton Crumb, Wannabe Adventurer, after his death while shooting a pilot episode for a self-titled proposed syndicated tv series?

"Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, Ty's Oyster House, on Timonium Road, this weekend only, featuring a corn maze raw bar, sushiburgers, kosher lamb pot pie, and live entertainment headlined by Jay Johnny and the Joneses!"
 
All those crazy commercials - could you please switch on "mute"?

"We does not know if it gwine woik yet, but we kin always hope fo' de best!"
 
What was Toothless Tim Tucker's answer when the teacher asked him for the sum of four hundred and five, and one hundred and forty?

"With Justin Beiber as the Prince of Space, Selena Gomez as Lady Nebula, Katy Perry as Commander Noble, and Taylor Swift as Star Mermaid!"
 
What movie cast was dreamed up after an encounter with bad seafood?

I can't believe it's not butter!
 
What did the liar lie about the truth on backwards day? :scratch2:

A brush with death is all they had left. ALL THEY HAD LEFT! That's the long and short of it.
 
What was the result of putting arsenic in the toothpaste?

"I know dentists recommend flossing, but putting string between my teeth makes me have flashbacks about those wild sewing circle parties we used to frequent."
 
How did Martha Stewart's first analyst session begin?

"Marie Osmond won the election, but I voted for Joe Muttonhead."
 
How did the midterms go in your district, Sam?

Look at that! When's the last time you saw a pig on wheels?
 
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How did the midterms go in your district, Sam?

Look at that! When's the last time you saw a pig on wheels?
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This Wagner Opera is sooooo boring, isn't it?

"Well...ok...ok...maybe we should try to work this out together, but I know I want my space, champ!"
 
What is Taylor Swifts usual next-to-the-last text to her boyfriend of the month?

"Featuring Bradd Pitt as Gomez, Angelina Jolie as Morticia, Christian Bale as Lurch, and Tommy Lee Jones as Uncle Fester."
 
What "Addams Family" cast will be creepy, spooky and all together wacked out?

"These aren't my socks. Mine had a 38 thread count and a magenta hue."
 
What did Felix Unger say in the unaired 'Odd Couple' spinoff 'Odd One'?

"Four U.S. Marines with M-16s and RPGs, three army grunts with SAWs, two Navy Seals with Claymores and flash grenades, and one US Air Force member with a picnic basket of refreshments."
 
What was on the cutting floor at the studio from the Toy Story editing process?

"Modern county, the cell phone speaker, some whiskey, a blade, and some modicum of sanity ruled the day."
 
Who would have thought Errol Flynn would make such an effective Secretary of Defense?

"Gordon, I'm warning you -- PUT DOWN THOSE PANTYHOSE!!"
 
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