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The Reverse Questioning Game

What was all the yelling off-set during the 10/28/79 taping of WKRP?

"People, people. Just put your pop rocks and orange crush down and no one gets hurt."
 
How did Principal Skinner attempt to defuse the 80s/90s flashback party that went out of control at Springfield Elementary?

"The NFL announced today that Tom Brady, Andrew Luck, Peyton Manning and Ben Roethlisberger have been suspended indefinitely after videotape was found showing the aforementioned dancing gangnam style. While wearing pantyhose."
 
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How did Principal Skinner attempt to defuse the 80s/90s flashback party that went out of control at Springfield Elementary?

"The NFL announced today that Tom Brady, Andrew Luck, Peyton Manning and Ben Roethlisberger have been suspended indefinitely after videotape was found showing the aforementioned dancing gangnam style. While wearing pantyhose."
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What would not surprise me at all?

As I bent down to pick up my car keys, I noticed that it wasn't a lawn I was standing on, but a wriggling mass of Spring Cankerworms, (Paleacrita vernata).
 
What was the last entry in the journal of the crazed helminthologist down the street?

"Unit twelve to central, be advised the flying saucer is now over Cornwall county, their units are in pursuit, no sign of the missing cow."
 
Can we hear another selection from The Big Book of Unsolved Mother Goose Nursery Crimes?

"R-R-R-A-AHDAAAH!" he crowed triumphantly, wiping away some lime Jell-O that had congealed at the corner of his mouth.
 
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How did the New Iron Sheikh's debut bout (in the jello vat against A.J. Petruzzi, live on the A&E Network) end?

"Not only did we retrieve the legendary Golden Salamander of Manchester from the clutches of the evil Mu Tofu, but we found four shillings sixpence in pocket change outside the door, not to mention Inspector Woolgatherer's lost Citroen key."
 
What was featured on the new episode of "European Pawn Stars"?

"I swear, Blake, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, not to exaggerate!"
 
What was Rick's famous line in the Young Ones remake 'It's Cliche Time in Mountebank'?

"That's two 'I heart dalek' tee-shirts, two 'I H8 The Doctor' hats, four black tunics, three copies of 'Gallifreyan Who's Who', one Radio Telescope, and a can of mustache wax. Will you be using your 'Master' card?"
 

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Was that you in Blockbuster last night, trying to confuse the customers?

"A Three Dog Night, two turtle doves, one loneliest number, and zero heartache. Ahhh, now that's the ticket!"
 
How does "The Twelve Days of Christmas" go after the fourth day included too much "Four Roses Bourbon?"

"A banana, whipped cream and a cherry."
 
With what was John the Baptist's head served in the Andy Warhol-produced video 'Salome how she grooved'?

"We didn't find the killer shark but we did catch three tuna, two white marlin, and an old pair of galoshes with a Woolworth tag."
 
What part of Jaw XVIII was left on the cutting room floor?

"That's what you told me to add the last time I made this recipe, but I still think that stirring in 3 pounds of rock salt affects the flavor."
 
How did the latest Cut Down On Sodium campaign's public-service-ad open?

"No, Officer Schmacketelli, we don't suggest 'come out with your hands up and your pants down' to thugs we are in a gun battle with."
 
What sort of dialog was really going on in the Keystone Kops silent comedies?

"It's a 1908 Maxwell with the original tires."
 
How did Jack Benny describe his car to his driver, Rochester?

"Viva la Revolucion! Viva El Presidente! Viva la Liberte! Viva los Baltimore Ravens!"
 
Tell me, you boozer - so you doubt that the Packers will make it this time?

"Hey Miss Smartphone - stop sleepwalking through life!"
 
What is the name of the new hit single by William Hung?

The large shaggy head of the dog lifted slowly, his nostrils twitching as he caught the scent of Pop-Tarts drifting across the field.
 
Describe the deleted opening scene of the never aired tv movie 'Benji on Steroids'.

"She purrs like a kitten, swims like a fish, dances like a dream, plays the sax, and cooks like dear old mama."
 
Who'd ya take to the Senior Prom, Sam?

Seventeen pounds of beef jerky and a silk Turnbull & Asser necktie.
 
How did my first date describe me to her friend?

"If I had to do it all over again, I would probably have worn the argyle socks."
 
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