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The Reverse Questioning Game

What was the dramatic high point in the tv show 'Tales of a Patent Lawyer', illustrating why the show only ran for two months, back in 1968?

"We've translated some of the alien message sir. It seems to say
'we'll defeat you
then we'll eat you
we're the winner
you're the dinner'
standing by for a response sir."
 
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What's the scene most likely to be lost in post-production from the upcoming blockbuster "Star Trek XXVII: Revenge of the Ravenous Tribbles"?

"Between them they carried a three-legged sack, went straight 'round the corner and never came back."
 
Did your friends something strange recently?

The inner chronology of this novel suffers from minor anachronisms and inconsistencies.
 
What review was posted for "Tomorrowland" before the script was written?

The corn is as high as an elephant's eye.
 
The ag geneticist's claim was waaaaaa?

Specially built and handily operated, the inverse-reverse-converse combine was ready for harvest.
 
All northerners live everywhere, correct?

Spiked with Punch, and flush with Judy, we all ran down the hill.
 
Why shouldn't you use a discount Italian-English dictionary when translating recipes?

"I'm famished," he replied, eyeing her stubbly kneecaps and trying to keep from drooling.
 
What was the first line from the new TV show "Celebrity Zombie Chefs"?

"I had the strangest dream last night. You were dressed like a head of lettuce and I was a bottle of Ranch Dressing."
 
What is Caitlin Jenner's new life philosophy?

Wrecked 'im? Damn near KILLED him! (An oldie but a goodie ...)
 
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What c-o-u-l-d have Buford T. Justice said?

Don't you want somebody to love.
Doooon't you need somebody to love.
 
What can you hear being sung at closing time at just about any bar in North America?

To continue with the displaced punchlines theme ... "If the Foo shits, wear it."
 
What is the slogan for the new Excrement Clothing Kompany? (ECK!)

"It's what's up front that counts."
 
What's the first slogan that Maidenform Bras rejected?

"I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener."
 
How does Shominy introduce himself at the free clinic?

He took a step back and gazed into the limpid green pools that were her eyes. "Urk. Blaffle gazornomplatz," he said lovingly.
 
When did Fred realize he had eaten a plate of marijuana laced brownies?

The distant call of an umpire rose from the fog shrouded marsh.
 
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