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The Reverse Questioning Game

What did Rhett say to Scarlett in the original script of GWtW?

"Colonel Mustard! In the Gazebo! With a Taylor Swift cd!"
 
What was the score in the big Knit Polytechnic vs. Purl Christian College game?
(Thanks for the setup, OTVN!)

Johnny Carson, Zubin Mehta, Eddie Vedder, Ethel Merman and Cyrus Vance, Jr.
 
Can you name five celebrities who don't have the letters g, k, p, q, w and x in their name?

Mrs. Hubley, I found out that you were the one who put the Lawrence Welk record on at 78 rpm at the nursing home. I'm charging you with aggravated assault and speeding."
 
What was the dramatic high point in the most recent episode of the tv show 'CSI: Retirement Manor Meadows House'?

(DNU...my mind boggles at having Vedder / Merman / Vance jr in the same sentence...)

When asked about the twelve microphones, five relay routers and six voice-activiated recording units and an autographed poster of Taylor Swift found in the visiting locker room at Gillette Stadium, Coach Belichick replied 'I'm not a Taylor Swift fan so I have no knowledge of this whatsoever'.
 
What was the REAL reason Seattle didn't run the ball?

"Keep the baby away from Daddy's nipple. I don't want him to be disappointed."
 
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What did that one couple say at the T-SEC (Trans-Sexual Expo Convention) last summer?


"Cagney, Lacey... Bogart, Bogus... Connery, Connolly... Snookie, Bookie... Patriots, Packers- it's all the same to me."
 
What was the statement made by the proudly pop-culture-illiterate Morgan Dunwiddie of Ames, Iowa?

"Haggis? You think you're getting haggis? You're not getting any haggis! No haggis for you! Come back in six weeks!"
 
What demonstrates that some American shows do not translate well overseas?

""I don't know much about her. One day she showed up with a 20 pound leg of lamb under her arm, and she never left."
 
That new Portlandia character- what was she about again?

"Riding his new Harley, Napoleon Bonaparte decided to get along to Aristotle's house for some morning pancakes with Einstein and Keats."
 
"Okay, who spilled the Diet Coke on the time machine control board?"

"That 7" wasp that just sank it's stinger into your leg is Vespula vulgaris gigantis, a truly lovely thing, don't you think?"
 
Did you buy the kids a micro-drone?

A pound of flour, a pound of butter, and a pound of sugar.
 
Judging by the look of him, what's Rush Limbaugh's favorite breakfast?

"The truly vexing thing is, now I can't get my toupee to stay on straight, " Dr. Sardonicus complained loudly to nobody in particular.
 
What did Dr. Sardonicus say after polishing his scalp with TurtleWax?

"Flapdoodle, I say! Flapdoodle!"
 
How did al-Jazeera translate dialogue from the most recent South Park episode?

"Hi, I'm the stunningly beautiful and talented Taylor Swift, and I'd like to encourage you to join the US Army, so people like me won't have to."
 
What does the spawn say when Bob Hope mated with Snookie?

"howcanitbeiknownothingab outhowto prupurlee kumunikat witpe eps"
 
What did Popeye eat after his teeth went south?

"I remember back in 1963, there was a boy with a ear the size of a cabbage...or was it a grapefruit...no, it was a cabbage."
 
To whom did Calvin "The Kid Manicurist" Clemenza lose the flyweight title?

"If I told you once I told you a thousand times, only use Pomegranate flavored Jell-O in the hot tub!"
 
What happens when "The Bachelor" is filmed in the same studio as "Iron Chef America"?

"If you point that thing at me one more time, I'll call the Better Business Bureau."
 
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