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The Reverse Questioning Game

What will cause your wife to hit you on the head with a frying pan?

They were carefree days, filled with high, white clouds, singing birds and collars with no rings.
 
We found the cannabis plants at the bottom of the garden, there was easily enough for all.

It is SUCH an unpleasant habit!
 
What did Madonna's wardrobe person say to her?

"Eggplant Parmesan again? That's five times this week!"
 
"Supper's ready - surprise, surprise!!!"

"Proceedings of the first International Conference of Esemplastic Zappology for sure!"
 
"That's an interesting book you are reading, what is it"?

Don't block up the hole it can't get out!
 
Hyperion said:
Don't block up the hole it can't get out!
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What's the OTHER thing that will happen if you stick your hand into a Moray eel's lair?

And so with heavy hearts they continued down the road to their next gig, wondering how they'd be able to afford a new kazoo.
 
What did that new band do after their millionth hit on Youtube?


The owners of the apartment even lined the drawers with linoleum.
 
What happened when Oscar Madison decided to move to a new place?

Canons to the left of me, Canons to the right of me, focused and shuttered.
 
What finally sent Alec Baldwin to Bellevue for good?

"Mblvckd?" he asked, rubbing sleep from his eyes.
 
What did Johnny the Mule say when Detective Mblvckd finally caught up with him?

"Strange. I know I left 200 gold dubloons sitting out on my desk and now they seem to be missing."
 
What was the classic line from the 1942 movie "Don Lardo Baluna del Lobby y Corridor meets Frankenstein's Mummy'?

"Ze preesoner has escap-ed! Zound ze Alarm! Releez the Hundz! Zzzz zz zzz!"
 
What happens when you eat the sugar cubes in screenersam's refrigerator?

"Astounding! This creature's brain is actually a chocolate chip cookie."
 
What was the result of Homer Simpson's CAT scan? (Too bad you didn't say "jelly donut"!)


An inflatable Woody Woodpecker doll.
 
The next poster's wife wanted a WHAT for Christmas??

Smelly and tired, they decided to place it in a manger.
 
What happened in the latest National Endowment for the Arts project?

"It slices, it dices, it plays Cd and cassette, it sharpens knives and scissors, inflates Woody Woodpecker dolls, and never needs ironing!"
 
What is Ron Popeil's crowning achievement?

"A little higher, now a little lower...to the left...ahhh, that's the spot!"
 
Why did the Goobers' field goal kicker say to his holder that incurred the delay-of-game penalty?

"Zeno Capaldi on Lead guitar, Jose Garbonzo on bass guitar, Cecily Whidmore on keyboard, Ty Brad on drums, Horst Knicknack on glockenspeil, Elmo Goldberg on timpany, and Pierre Chevalier-Touissant on vocals."
 
What was the lineup for the 25th Anniversary Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Mediocrity Tribute Benefit Gala's house band?

A mismatched pair of track shoes, a vat of sulfuric acid and a rotary-dial telephone.
 
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