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The Reverse Questioning Game

So how did Robbie, Chip and Ernie turn out after all, Mr. Douglas?

"A case of Scotch, a greenie and an old beat-up whirlpool."
 
What were the 1969 Houston Astros' Bullpen's secret weapons? (aside from Jim Bouton).

dnu (but when we win the game each day then what the flock can Harry say? It makes a fellow proud to be an Astro.)dnu

"I don't mind the three girls in the Mary Lou Retton costumes, but the mimes doing the polka was a bit disturbing. Thank God for the lemon juice."
 
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"We'll make the other hitters laugh,
Then calmly break their bats in half,
It makes a fellow proud to be an Astro!"

Best ... sports ... book ... EVER.

End DNU.
 
What was the reaction of Denver's mayor when the pot pie festival got a bit out of hand?


Bump, bump, bang!
 
What was the reaction of Duke fans to the 2014 NCAA tournament, in which they lost in the second round to unheralded Mercer?
(DNU)(Yay Mercer!)(DNU)

"It was Cathy Ireland, emerging from Satan's Spring, with the now-dead Octomonster in hand, impaled with the Silver Spear of the Seminole."
 
What dream caused me to give up eating jalapeno poppers just before bedtime?

As I watched her cross the road in a skin tight jump suit, she slowly turned towards me, smiling as she polished off a can of Pepsi and seductively belched out my name.
 
How did the latest micromarketing Super Bowl ad campaign go?

"I awoke with a start, flamethrower in hand, unused. As the morning mist cleared I was dumbfounded to see the four zombies dead in my yard, my kitty Bodkin calmly grooming herself on the heap of remains."
 
"Annie inquired of Sandy, have you been chasing Mr. Sam's cat Bodkin again?"

"I followed the footprints down to the river, and they ended, right next to a pile of clothes and an autographed poster of 'The Cranberries Live in Liverpool'."
 
How did the tragic story of the depressed Ocean Spray executive end?

"I know now it was a foolish thing to do, but at the time, I was sure I could fit a soccer ball into my mouth."
 
The drunk soccer mom said what in the bathroom?

Kumquats and gangrene- what an exquisite combination, she said ruefully.
 
How did Dr. Crusher describe the cause of Mr. Data's end-of-function event?


"...with Jessica Alba as Princess Margaret, Michelle Rodriguez as Lady Di, and Freddie Prinze jr as Prince Charles."
 
What was last season's biggest blunder in TV?

Eat, spit, sleep, drink, throw, smoke, snort, inject, breathe, teleconnect... whatever. I don't care what you do with it.
 
What did Keith Richard say as he handed me the tiny parcel containing his toenail clippings?


I don't now where I'll be by then, but I'm sure I won't smell very good.
 
What did the low-tide surfer say upon the party invitation?

I… I… I just can not connect the dots on this one!
 
What did the autistic kid say when someone gave him The Who album "By Numbers".

It's not what you wear, it's what's in your mind.
 
Dad was was not amused when little Beagle Babs peed on one of his Bozaks?

"Well, maybe we should try to work this out together, but I know I want my space, champ!"
 
What was the last line in the letter Muhammad Ali received from the draft board in 1967?

And then one day he was gone, leaving not a shred of evidence that he'd ever even been there.
 
What happened to the guy at the used car lot where I bought my last car?

The acrid smell of smoldering Justin Bieber CDs filled the air.
 
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