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The Reverse Questioning Game

What's the opening scene in Tim Burton's new movie 'Johnny Depp meets Peewee Herman'?

"No, Mr. Bond, No! I did not kill Mandarin Kang! It was--AAAHHH!"
 
Ian Fleming woke up after a particularly erotic dream saying... what?

He spoke softly and as caring as a true medieval Celtic troubadour.
 
What happened when Chuck wore his skin tight bicycle racing pants?

They tried for three days to think of a name for their 30 piece kazoo band.
 
What were the origins of the punk band The Buzzcocks?

The harder you rub it, the sooner you'll be finished, and then you can go home.
 
What was the original line edited out of the wax on, wax off scene in "The Karate Kid"?

"Hand me that assault rifle, son. The squirrels are in the bird feeder again."
 
What will be the most memorable line from the upcoming Eastwood movie 'Gran Torino II'?

"There's a mouse in this house! Get him out! Get him OUT!"
 
What was the first line from the unpublished manuscript of Dr. Seuss's last book, "Klaus the Mouse Wreaks Havoc"?

"May I introduce my lovely bride Griselda?"
"Enchanted, I'm sure ... my, what enormous hands you have!
 
Describe the opening dialogue in the novel 'Frankenstein's Transvestite Bride'.

"No quiche for you! Come back in two weeks!"
 
What did the confused and broken soup nazi say at the buffet?

Spell it forward, backward, inside out for all I care. You will not be permitted to mess with it!
 
How do you know when the swallows have maxed out their debit cards?

"You've pushed me as far as you can, Jessica. From now on I wear the engineer's uniform."
 
"String-Tangas make me so hot Bobby, would you please please please wear one tonight?"

"Well - he played around with his best friend Jack Daniels and after that he trapped into the Christmas tree."
 
Tell me about the holiday festivities at Donald Trump's house.

Alcoholic blackouts soon led to serious drug abuse.
 
What happened last Christmas when I left stale rum balls out for the squirrels?


"Plink, plink, BONK, plink, plink, BONK, that's all I heard all night. I can't take it anymore!!"
 
Water wars? What could possibly happen?

After getting a full head of steam, Doc Brown remarked that he saw a faerie.
 
"Darling, ALL my Prozac is gone, where the hell is all that stuff?"


No Justin, this gear is called a record player, a turntable!
 
"Hey, dude, where'd you get that crazy looking Ipod?"

I could tell by the glazed look in his eyes, the quivering lips and the tap-dancing feet that Mr. Bennicker was not himself this evening.
 
"What happened when Mrs. Bennicker was not at home for the first time Mr. Bennicker had purchased the Technics SA-1000 which he had hooked on his Bose 901/II?"

"Obviously you boys don't know any nice songs."
 
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