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The Reverse Questioning Game

What was Mrs. Jenkins's alternative to birth control?

To this day, I still don't know where my cat is.
 
What did Ted say as he petted the next door neighbor's pit bull?

"I swear, if the price of Twinkies goes any higher, I'm going to have to find something else to eat for dinner".
 
What did Bob say in a rage after the Genie granted the following? "Cake wish granted. But now you get one for everyone's birthday and eat 7.2 billion of them over the course of a year. You are living the life of the world's most hyperactive, diabetic, malnourished, and overweight human in history."

A whallop, a carp and one musical triangle is what he brought onto the USS Minnow.
 
What was the conclusion in Algie's coroner's report?

"Blast it! This is the third box of chocolate covered ants I've opened and none of them are the red kind."
 
Gomez asked Morticia, 'Tish, why are you scowling at your sweets?'.

The South Kansas Flying Monkeys and the Eastern Maryland Indomitable Muskrats.
 
What are the two newest arena football franchises?

"You can go ahead and eat it, I just don't know what I'll do with the leftover elbows."
 
What did the cannibal chef say to the tribe?

Ted casually nursed a Bloody Mary as flames shot out from under the cellar door.
 
What happened in New York's Club 21 pre-release of Backdraft?

Through binoculars, one could see Frankenstein's monster rolling a leprichaun doobie by the lakeshore.
 
What was the opening scene in 'Andy Warhol's Frankenstein vs Ireland'?

starring Ricardo Montalban as Sr. Cardenas, Andy Kauffman as Pflug, and Cathy Ireland as the pearl diver.
 
Let's talk about your booze problem now seriously, Darling - are you already drunk again, so early in the morning?

"We need some more like dat in dis kinda town!"
 
DNU

Shouldn't this be in the Dis and Dat thread? :D

DNU

What line did Henry Higgins use for his new student, Yogi Berra, to improve Berra's speech? (The new version was called My Fair Yankee).

The scientists quietly approached the clearing and could hear the primitive sounds of the cannibals playing Pacman.
 
What was the latest episode of the rerun of the Sherwood Schwartz and Larry David sitcom?

While staring at the computer monitor, her thoughts drifted to Old Mexico and riding a sickly burro.
 
What did the smell of burning insulation in her rapidly-failing CRT remind her of?

"Papa-oo-mow-mow, papa-oo-mow-mow-mow!"
 
What song do children sing in the Caribbean when their father cuts the grass?

Using cat-like reflexes, he grabbed the last jelly donut.
 
Was that Dunkin Dounut employee hopped up on his coffee?

Quincy tried out a wah wah pedal on his hambone routine to wow the stunned crowd.
 
What is the first line from the new movie, "Honey, I Shrunk the Heifers!"

It became evident very quickly that pogo sticks did not have a place on the battlefield.
 
What lesson did the Bulkranian Army learn in the brief Bulkrania-Swabian war?

ahem; Starring Ricardo Montalban as Sr. Cardenas, Andy Kauffman as Pflug, and Cathy Ireland as Aloma, the island native pearl diver.
 
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Duplicate statement, Sam
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Harry Callahan dreaming about Gunnery Sgt. Tom 'Gunny' Highway dreaming about Tommy Nowak.
 
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