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The Reverse Questioning Game

How did Colonel Mustard die according to his obituary?

A bead of sweat ran down his face as he carefully disconnected the wires.
 
What do any one of us go through upon entry into an amp?

Sitting criss-cross applesauce, he cooly attempted to manage his hot wheels collection.
 
What was Bob doing instead of paying attention in yoga class?

Litho-braking is generally not how the space shuttle lands back on Earth.
 
"Houston! We have a problem ... where's the goddam emergency brake on this thing?!"

A large glass eye rotated lazily on a titanium stalk outside the bathroom window.
 
Why shouldn't you buy plants from the Dollar Store?

"If we move all those cabbages to the right, we should have enough room for the pig wrestling."
 
What were Sandy G and the gang trying to figger out last evening?

If I can just turn this key, the outhouse can finally be made portable.
 
What was the last step in Ted's disastrous plan to provide mobile rest stops on the parkway?


...and free mascarpone crackers for all!
 
What was the last step in the Packers disastrous plan to improve game attendance?

Bring me my brown pants!
 
What did Ted say before the job interview when Mrs. Ted told him that his blue suit was in the cleaners?

It's what the Navajo phone talkers called General Patton.
 
"Code talkers"?

What was the chatter on the wireless about when General Eisenhower overheard, "The bison's wanker"?

Dang it, Mary... it just won't connect until 3:31 and 25 seconds after local midnight!
 
What was Ted's latest comment on his attempting to get free high-speed internet?

the Soddy-Daisy Scarecrows and the Woonsocket Rockets
 
What were Ted's last two failed attempts at band names?

Things were going very well until they exploded...
 
What happened to the smug judges at the Texas Chili Competition?

Fred sprayed out his morning coffee as he watched a 40 pound rat devour his bird feeder.
 
What was the result of Ted's first foray into animatronics?

Bob ran out of the garage squeeling like a little schoolgirl.
 
How do we know where Ted jr's pet boa went?


Starring John Wayne as Jack Squarejaw, Jane Russell as Ursula Lumbago, and Gregory Peck as Bayou Ben.
 
What happened after the Screen Writer's Guild went on strike?

He was a simple man, prone to wearing black socks with flip flops.
 
Who was that modeling the new thing in the Woodstock designer line in Paris?

Aghast at the result, Bert took Ernie for a "swim" in the tub.
 
Curious, Ernie asked Oscar The Grouch if he could "Wax his Snuffelupagus"


Because Christopher Street is not a good place to ask for a ride on the Queen Mary.
 
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