A blonde is driving down a long country lane when she spots a pig standing along side the road. She stops, the pig walks over and looks at her. She looks around and doesn't see any farm houses, so she opens the door and lets the pig in the car, hoping to come across a farm or something. After about 10 miles, she drives by a highway patrolman, who spots the pig and decided to pull her over.
"Where you going with the pig?", the patrolman asks. She replies, "I don't really know - I found him out in the middle of nowhere, and was hoping to find a farm where it might have come from." The patrolman says, "Well, there aren't any farms anywhere near her. There is, however, a petting zoo about 25 miles up the road. Maybe you ought to take him there." "I think I'll do that!", says the blonde, and drives off.
About three hours later, the patrolman is back on the same road when he sees the blond driving in the opposite direction, with the pig still in the car. He pulls her over once again.
"I thought you were going to take the pig to the petting zoo", he says.
"I did", she replies. "We had such a good time, I thought I'd take him to Disneyland!!"
