We Need More Pig Positive Expressions!
- Thread starter Mister Pig
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What do you get when you mix
a cactus and a pig? A porkerpine.
Who was the pig’s favorite president?
AbraHAM Lincoln.
Finally, what is the right name for a pig who takes karate classes?
A pork chop!
What do you call a laundry room made for pigs?
A hogwash!
Why did the three little pigs fall asleep when Grandpa told his story?
Grandpa was a boar.
What is a pig’s favorite position to play on the baseball field?
The shortslop.
What did the sow rub on her baby’s back to cure his cut from rolling in the mud?
A little bit of oinkment.
What do piglets have to do every day after they come home from school?
They have to finish their hamwork.
How did Farmer John figure out that a fox was stealing eggs from his chicken coop?
The pig was the one who squealed!
Why won’t anyone play football with a pig?
Because the pig always hogs the ball!
What’s the best party to invite a pig to join?
Any party with swine and cheese.
What animal delivers Easter eggs and rolls through the mud?
The Easter Piggy.
What is the best card game for a pig to play?
Porker!
a cactus and a pig? A porkerpine.
Who was the pig’s favorite president?
AbraHAM Lincoln.
Finally, what is the right name for a pig who takes karate classes?
A pork chop!
What do you call a laundry room made for pigs?
A hogwash!
Why did the three little pigs fall asleep when Grandpa told his story?
Grandpa was a boar.
What is a pig’s favorite position to play on the baseball field?
The shortslop.
What did the sow rub on her baby’s back to cure his cut from rolling in the mud?
A little bit of oinkment.
What do piglets have to do every day after they come home from school?
They have to finish their hamwork.
How did Farmer John figure out that a fox was stealing eggs from his chicken coop?
The pig was the one who squealed!
Why won’t anyone play football with a pig?
Because the pig always hogs the ball!
What’s the best party to invite a pig to join?
Any party with swine and cheese.
What animal delivers Easter eggs and rolls through the mud?
The Easter Piggy.
What is the best card game for a pig to play?
Porker!
Cadillac Kid
Addicted Member
I don't know. AK is all about bacon, processed pork tubes and ham. Just not sure you are going to oink out the respect you deserve.
If I were you, a pig, (lol, me a pig, ain't that funny)...Anyway, I would consider this lack of respect as an opportunity to reframe my porcine inner self.
Ok, enough of the ribbing. (I'm such a ham, ) Let us chop to the chase.
I present your new username and avatar...
Mr. Pug.
If I were you, a pig, (lol, me a pig, ain't that funny)...Anyway, I would consider this lack of respect as an opportunity to reframe my porcine inner self.
Ok, enough of the ribbing. (I'm such a ham, ) Let us chop to the chase.
I present your new username and avatar...
Mr. Pug.
Mister Pig
Pigamus Maximus
I like P.I.G. Pride Integrity and Guts
I like the days of swine and roses
I like hog heaven, when pigs fly, pigitally correct, and saints and angels its a pig.
I like the Hogwarts reference.
But some of you are not with the program. You know who you are. You want to bring the pink animal down, and make light of eating him. Shame on you. This thread is about affirmations, and uplifting the pig in today's society. About making pigs equal to the other creatures of this world.
Now chant with me.
igspay areyay awesomeyay igspay areyay andsomehay igspay areyay ethay ockray arsstay eatyay ayay oatgay insteadyay
Translation:
pigs are awesome/pigs are handsome/pigs are the rock stars/eat a goat instead
Regards
Mister Pig
I like the days of swine and roses
I like hog heaven, when pigs fly, pigitally correct, and saints and angels its a pig.
I like the Hogwarts reference.
But some of you are not with the program. You know who you are. You want to bring the pink animal down, and make light of eating him. Shame on you. This thread is about affirmations, and uplifting the pig in today's society. About making pigs equal to the other creatures of this world.
Now chant with me.
igspay areyay awesomeyay igspay areyay andsomehay igspay areyay ethay ockray arsstay eatyay ayay oatgay insteadyay
Translation:
pigs are awesome/pigs are handsome/pigs are the rock stars/eat a goat instead
Regards
Mister Pig
VinylHanger
Navigaret ex ironia
I would never make light when inviting a pig to dinner. Heck, the last time we had one over for dinner, he was at least 10 pounds. Of course, we didn't mention this to him, as that would be rude. 
Of course, when he left, he was considerably lighter.
Of course, when he left, he was considerably lighter.