Hell, I don't just think about 'em, I talk to 'em!
JBL L100 - "Look, I know you guys get a bad rap from a lot of folks. And let's face it, you're not perfect by a long shot. But we've been friends for over 30 years, and I'm not gonna abandon you now. Besides, you're like a great punk band - Not the most technically proficient, but when you get cranked up I start to jump around, play air guitar and shout along with the chorus!"
KEF C15 - "The utility infielder of speakers. At your size, you're not gonna hit many home runs, you'll probably never date Madonna, and it's obvious you've never been on steroids. But you do what you do so well, it's amazing. Never call attention to yourselves, just show up for work each day and do a great job reproducing hi-fi music. The Cal Ripken Jr. of bookshelf speakers. One of these days I'm gonna have to check out your richer 2nd cousin, LS3/5A."