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What you failed to mention

What you failed to mention is that your Caddie has fathered many baby cars with female cars so it was about time you got him fixed.


We don't know if we will work today since the plant might be too muddy to open.
 
What you failed to mention is that you work in Thailand's rice terraces AND WILL REPORT TO WORK your 16 hour shifts the next 8 weeks.

I am off today (after a 55 hr. work week) and will go bouldering.
 
What you forgot to mention is that it's national bouldering weekend, and boulderers will be sholder to sholder.

I took pictures at the car show.
 
What you failed to mention was that while taking pictures of his car, the owner of the 1967 Shelby GT500 Super Snake got totally pissed because he didn't give you permission and had the event staff remove you from the show..

While out on our daily walk, I picked up my dog's poop after he finished his business.
 
What you failed to mention is that your dog stole your taco bell dinner last night.

I want to climb the outside of our townhouse.
 
What you failed to mention is that you live in an all glass condo.

It’s been so snowy and rainy here, I can’t get much yard work done.
 
What you failed to mention is that it’s the Appalachian Trail.

I’m getting sick of watching kids shows with my granddaughter.
 
What you failed to mention is that you enjoy any moment with your granddaughter anyway.

My scales told me that I have to reduce my beer consumption.
 
What you failed to mention is that you have an alcohol funny car.

My scale told me to either watch what I eat or trim my beard!
 
What you failed to mention was that you were a roadie for ZZ Top and that they prohibited any facial shaving.

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I have a wart on my big toe.
 
What you failed to mention is that you had an accident and had to have your toe sewn on like a thumb.

I’m going to bed in my king size bed.
 
What you failed to mention is that you share the king size bed with 4 people and 6 dogs.




I have to work at 6 am tomorrow.
 
What you failed to mention is that you will be working outdoors in the rain without a rain suit, umbrella or other protection and without any care bears.


Tomorrow, I might get to work if everything goes right.
 
SuperjazzyJa said:
What you failed to mention is that you will be working outdoors in the rain without a rain suit, umbrella or other protection.


Tomorrow, I might get to work if everything goes right.
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What you failed to mention that your transportation is a donkey.

They’re doing construction on my road
 
What you failed to mention is that the paving company consists entirely of the village people and their road crew and groupies.


rotelrx503 said:
What you failed to mention that your transportation is a donkey.
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Since when do donkeys come with Cummins L10 engines and Eaton-Fuller 10 speed transmissions? :crazy:


Days of hanging around the motel with nothing to do are getting old.
 
What you failed to mention is that you love standing on the balcony to yodel for hours when there is no work.


I'm tired from mowing 10 acres today.
 
What you failed to mention is that your lawn mower is a goat and you’re tired of walking it.

I have to change the front Springs in my dually pickup.
 
What you failed to mention is that the front winters, summers and falls need to be changed as well or you won't have much spring in your truck.


It's blissfully sunny and cool this morning.
 
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