"When It ____, It ____" Chaining

[noogies]

When I buy new clothes it must be 2026.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When it's 2026, I sure gotta lose some weight!

DNU: A 38 inch waist is bad enough.

 

[Dave_1962]

When I sure gotta lose some weight I boycott certain foods.

 

[vinowino]

When I boycott certain foods, it most certainly have "lite" or "99% fat free" or "Gluten Free" on the lable.

 

[Marine0811]

When the label says “lite”,99% fat free, or gluten free on the label I don’t want it in my house.

 

[Imprecise]

When I don't want it in my house, it goes in the trash.

 

[Dave_1962]

When it goes in the trash my wife loses her ****.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When my wife loses her poop, she gains a fertilizer for the flower garden.

 

[Dave_1962]

When she gains a fertilizer for the flower garden I grow weed.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When I grow weed, I go to jail.

 

[Imprecise]

When I go to jail, I do not collect $200

 

[Marine0811]

When I don’t collect $200, I don’t pass go.

 

[noogies]

When I don't pass go, I must be in Jail.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When I must be in jail, I must have been ever since the remains of mixing person who tried to tank grocery store and mineral shopped in jail sentence.

 

[noogies]

When I did all that stuff I must have been either drunk or very confused.

 

[highvoltage_]

When I was either very drunk or very confused, it's because I watched SuperjazzyJa use the Predictive Text game in other game threads.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When I watched myself use the predictive text game in other threads, I had a few questions for myself.

 

[Dave_1962]

When I had a few questions for myself I read SuperjazzyJa's Predictive Text tsunami again

 

[noogies]

When I read SuperjazzyJa's predictive text tsunami again my brain like to exploded again.

 

[harman/kardon]

DNU

When I am trying to continue to participate in this game, I miss commas.

DNU