"When It ____, It ____" Chaining

[noogies]

When I look for the hump, the womenfolk disappear.

 

[Marine0811]

When the women folk disappear, I feel lonely.

 

[old_tv_nut]

When I feel lonely, I talk to the dog.

 

[Imprecise]

When I talk to the dog, she just criticizes me.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When I talk to the dog, he doesn't understand because he has rice for brains. So, I talk to the cat instead. He gets it.

 

[Marine0811]

When he gets it, no one else does.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When no one else does, that's okay because it's just my kitty and me.

 

[harman/kardon]

When that's okay because it's just my kitty and me, I suppose that I am not Chris - I suppose that I am James.

 

[noogies]

When I suppose that I am James, I let my phone make up the post.

 

[Imprecise]

When I let my phone make up the post, the post gets reported.

 

[Marine0811]

When the post gets reported, they call it fake media.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When they call it fake media, I play a real CD.

 

[Te-Te]

When I play a real CD, my Turntable doesn't spin.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When my turntable doesn't spin, it's because I neither have nor want one.

 

[Marine0811]

When I neither have nor want to, I don’t.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When I don't, I won't.

 

[Marine0811]

When I won’t, no one can make me.

 

[Imprecise]

When no one can make me, I stick out my tongue and give a Bronx cheer

 

[Marine0811]

When I give a Bronx cheer, it’s usually compared to my one finger wave.

 

[Dave_1962]

When it's usually compared to my one finger wave I get into a fight.