"When It ____, It ____" Chaining

[Scout2015]

When I don't eat it, I can't be satisfied

 

[noogies]

When I can't be satisfied, I know the man on TV can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke the same cigarettes as me.

 

[Dave_1962]

When he doesn't smoke the same cigarettes as me it saves me money.

 

[Marine0811]

When it saves me money, I can buy more cigarettes.

 

[Imprecise]

When I can buy more cigarettes, I use the money for booze instead

 

[Marine0811]

When I use the money for booze instead, I can then do both.

 

[noogies]

When I think I can do both, I realize that I spent all my cigarette money on booze.

 

[Marine0811]

When I realize I spent all my cigarette money on booze, I get drunk and forget about it until morning.

 

[Imprecise]

When I get drunk and forget about it until morning, I desperately search the house for cigarettes.

 

[Marine0811]

When I desperately search the house for cigarettes, I usually find them.

 

[Imprecise]

When I find them, I smoke them.

 

[Scout2015]

When I smoke them, I remind myself to stop losing stuff.

 

[Imprecise]

When I remind myself to stop losing stuff, I wonder where I put the reminder list.

 

[Marine0811]

When I wonder where I put the reminder list, I forget what I was going to add to it.

 

[Shominy]

When I forget what I was going to add to it, I consciously decide to subtract from it.

 

[Imprecise]

When I consciously decide to subtract from it, I am divided in my thoughts.

 

[Scout2015]

When I am divided in my thoughts, I tend to do something really stupid.

 

[vinowino]

When I do something really stupid, I tell my wife she had a really bad idea.

 

[Scout2015]

When I have to tell myself it was a bad idea, I question the benefits of being single.

 

[Dave_1962]

When I question the benefits of being single I crank the stereo up and watch net porn.