"When It ____, It ____" Chaining

[Marine0811]

When I have fallen without my helmet on, I usually break my noggin.

 

[Te-Te]

When I break my noggin, I forget how I got here.

 

[Marine0811]

When I forget how I got here, I forgot where I was going.

 

[Te-Te]

When I forgot where I was going, I go fishing.

 

[harman/kardon]

When I go fishing, I'm feeling the sheer present.

 

[Shominy]

When I am feeling the sheer present, it must be birthday or Christmas time.

 

[harman/kardon]

When it must be birthday or Christmas time, I'm thinking of presents.

 

[OnTheBlitz]

When I'm thinking of presents, I'm living in the past.

 

[Te-Te]

When I'm living in the past, I spin some Jethro Tull.

 

[harman/kardon]

When I spin some Jethro Tull, I'm hearing the breath of a locomotive.

 

[OnTheBlitz]

When I'm hearing the breath of a locomotive, there is a trains headlights headed right towards me.

 

[Te-Te]

When there is a trains headlights headed right towards me, I'm like a deer in the headlights.

 

[OnTheBlitz]

When I'm like a deer in the headlights, I'm paralyzed.

 

[Imprecise]

When I'm paralyzed, I don't move much.

 

[OnTheBlitz]

When I don't move much, I like to nap.

 

[old_tv_nut]

When I like to nap, the telephone rings.

 

[Marine0811]

When the telephone rings, it’s not usually for me.

 

[Shominy]

When it's not usually for me, I am eating at McDonald's.

 

[OnTheBlitz]

When I am eating at McDonalds, I feel like vomiting afterwards.

 

[highvoltage_]

When I feel like vomiting afterwards, I've probably caught the flu.