"When It ____, It ____" Chaining

[OnTheBlitz]

When I should have asked for extra onions, I ask for them grilled.

 

[Te-Te]

When I ask for them grilled, I have to do it myself.

 

[OnTheBlitz]

When I have to do it myself, I sometimes get swamp ass.

 

[Te-Te]

When I sometimes get swamp ass, the flies gather.

 

[OnTheBlitz]

When the flies gather, I know that the crescents are in full bloom.

 

[Shominy]

When the crescents are in full bloom, it's a pretty night sky.

 

[noogies]

When it's a pretty night sky, maybe it will rain tomorrow.

 

[Imprecise]

When it may rain tomorrow, I keep the umbrella handy

 

[OnTheBlitz]

I keep the umbrella handy, when I want to fly like Marry Poppins.

 

[Imprecise]

When I want to fly like Mary Poppins, I wish I lived in Colorado

 

[harman/kardon]

When I wish I lived in Colorado, I have to leave the Black Forest.

 

[Imprecise]

When I leave the Black Forest I still act like a ham

 

[noogies]

When I act like a ham, it means I'm running lines with my wife.

 

[Shominy]

When I am running lines with my wife, I realize that, "Hey- I don't even have a wife!"

 

[pskaudio]

When I realize I don't have a wife, I know I'm going to die alone.

 

[harman/kardon]

When I know I'm going to die alone, I am sure that something went wrong.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When I am sure that something went wrong, I look on the bright side.

 

[harman/kardon]

When I look on the bright side, I see the heart of James.

 

[pskaudio]

I see the heart of James if I rip it out with my bare hands.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

DNU: I hope you're not planning to do that to me!

When my heart gets ripped out, I guess my time here on Earth is over.