"When It ____, It ____" Chaining

[SuperjazzyJa]

Carmax. 7 day return.

7 days? I'm glad I didn't persue a career in car sales. I hope that doesn't happen very often.

When my ex-wife and bought our '06 Kia Spectra on Aug 1, 07, we had 2 days and I forget how many miles. The very next day, we blew right past the miles limit going from just outside San Antonio to Corpus Christi and back.

 

[pskaudio]

When life hands me lemons, I feel squeezed.

I feel squeezed, when sitting between two fat people.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When I sit between 2 fat people, I'm usually both of them.

 

[pskaudio]

I'm usually both of them when my other personality surfaces.

 

[OnTheBlitz]

When my other personality surfaces, I tell him to shut up!

 

[Imprecise]

When I tell him to shut up, he punches me.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When he punches me, I find myself in a straight jacket.

 

[pskaudio]

When I'm in a straight jacket, I'm hugging myself.

 

[bobsvinyl]

When I'm hugging myself, it makes my wife give me a strange look.

 

[OnTheBlitz]

When it makes my wife give me a strange look, I tell her to turn the other cheek.

 

[noogies]

When I tell her to turn the other cheek, it occurs to me that if I were to post the obvious response in this thread, it would lead to all sorts of merriment.

 

[old_tv_nut]

When it occurs to me that if I were to post the obvious response in this thread, it would lead to all sorts of merriment, the devil makes me do it.

 

[Imprecise]

When the devil makes me do it, I DO IT!

 

[OnTheBlitz]

When I DO IT!, Call the clean up crew!

 

[Shominy]

When I call the clean up crew, they never seem to show.

 

[OnTheBlitz]

When they never show up, the show must go on.

 

[pskaudio]

The Show must go on, even if nobody buys a ticket.

 

[Imprecise]

If nobody buys a ticket, maybe it's Woodstock

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

If it's Woodstock, there's probably a shortage of clothes.

 

[noogies]

When there's a shortage of clothes, you have naked hippies frolicking in the mud.