"When It ____, It ____" Chaining

[Te-Te]

When you have naked hippies frolicking in the mud, Noogies is there to clean all the bits and pieces.

 

[Shominy]

When @noogies is there to clean all of the bits and oieces, then it means his dogs have been unsupervised.

 

[noogies]

When my dogs are unsupervised, all the hippies get cleaned up.

 

[OnTheBlitz]

When all the hippies are cleaned up, they by houses in the Hamptons.

 

[noogies]

When the hippies buy houses in the Hamptons, the hedge fund moguls move away.

 

[OnTheBlitz]

When the hedge fund moguls move away, my hedges get trimmed.

 

[Te-Te]

When my hedges get trimmed, I can wear short shorts.

 

[Imprecise]

When I wear short shorts, I get mosquito bites

 

[OnTheBlitz]

When I get mosquito bites, I scratch like hell.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When I scratch mosquito bites, they get infected.

 

[noogies]

When they get infected, things turn nasty.

 

[Imprecise]

When things get nasty, I'm out of there fasty

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When I'm out of there fasty, I crash into something and end up in the hospital.

 

[Te-Te]

When I crash into something and end up in the hospital, the ugly nurse wants to give me a sponge bath.

 

[Imprecise]

When the ugly nurse wants to give me a sponge bath, I pretend I am very ticklish

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When I pretend to be very ticklish, things usually work out well inspite of the nurse's appearance.

 

[Te-Te]

When things usually work out well despite of the nurse's appearance, it's a happy ending.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When it's a happy ending, I'm glad I no longer have a wife.

 

[noogies]

If I were ever glad I no longer had a wife, it probably would have cost me half of my stuff and a good portion of my mental health to achieve that state.

 

[Shominy]

When it's a happy ending, I'm glad I no longer have a wife.

When I am glad that I no longer have a wife, I skip merrily through the tulips.