"When It ____, It ____" Chaining

[pskaudio]

DNU: I hope you're not planning to do that to me!

When my heart gets ripped out, I guess my time here on Earth is over.

Just bringing a bit of psychopathic fun to this thread....

When my time on earth is over, I'll be burning in hell.

 

[OnTheBlitz]

I'll be burning in hell, while I'm laughing my head off. (1:12)

 

[Shominy]

When I'm laughing my head off, it's because they have done something hilarious.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When I have done something hilarious, it usually makes the day go better.

 

[pskaudio]

What usually makes the day go better, is a couple good cups of coffee in the morning.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When I have coffee in the morning, the day is off to a good start.


Never start your day without coffee.

 

[OnTheBlitz]

The day is off to a good start, when I wake up and it's Saturday.

 

[Shominy]

When I wake up (on this) Sat., I end up with -1 car sales for the day.

 

[OnTheBlitz]

When I end up with -1 car sales for today, I wake up tomorrow to a new day.

 

[bobsvinyl]

When I wake up tomorrow to a new day, I put Groundhog Day into the DVD player.

 

[Imprecise]

When I put Groundhog Day in the DVD player, I make sure Repeat is on.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When I make sure repeat is on, I feel like I am listening to "Crimson and Clover" over and over and over.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When I wake up (on this) Sat., I end up with -1 car sales for the day.

DNU: How do you sell a negative car?

 

[Shominy]

DNU: How do you sell a negative car?

No sales, one return (and commision lost).

When I listen to Crimson And Clover over and over and..., I need water, excedrin migraine, and three racquetballs.

 

[Imprecise]

No sales, one return (and commision lost).

DNU

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade

But when life hands you sh!t, don't make anything. Trust me on this.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

DNU

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade

But when life hands you sh!t, don't make anything. Trust me on this.

 

[pskaudio]

No sales, one return (and commision lost).

When I listen to Crimson And Clover over and over and..., I need water, excedrin migraine, and three racquetballs.

Return? Things must have changed. Once someone bought it and drove it off the lot, there were no returns. Tough business to be in, hope things pick up for you soon.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When life hands me lemons, I feel squeezed.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Return? Things must have changed. Once someone bought it and drove it off the lot, there were no returns. Tough business to be in, hope things pick up for you soon.

In recent years, you usually have 2 or 3 days (I think) and a certain amount of miles within which you can return a car. It's very unfortunate that the salesperson loses the commission on returns.

 

[Shominy]

Carmax. 7 day return.