"When It ____, It ____" Chaining

[noogies]

When I increase the amount of clutter in the house, my wife freaks out.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When my wife freaks out,................................................................ I don't hear a sound.

Ain't got no wife!

 

[noogies]

When I don't hear a sound, somebody turned off the music.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When somebody turned off the music, his/her funeral was the very next day.

 

[Shominy]

When my funeral is the next day, I live forever today.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When I live forever today, it's Groundhog Day!

 

[ETLS]

When it's groundhog day, there's one pissed off rodent.

 

[Shominy]

When there is one pissed off rodent, the cat is useless.

 

[Shominy]

When the cat is useless, the mice are happy.

 

[old_tv_nut]

When the mice are happy, their happy squeaks are really annoying.

 

[Te-Te]

When their happy squeaks are really annoying, the cat pounces.

 

[DonQuixote99]

When the cat pounces, the laws of space/time do not apply.

 

[faber12]

When the laws of space/time do not apply, time travel is possible.

 

[dinger]

When time travel is possible, I sleep in on work days.

 

[noogies]

When I sleep in on work days I become unemployable (which is what I am).

 

[harman/kardon]

When I become unemployable I got time to increase my AK activities.

 

[Te-Te]

When I got time to increase my AK activities, my typing fingers hurt.

 

[DonQuixote99]

When I got time to increase my AK activities, my typing fingers hurt.

When my typing fingers hurt, you idiots, I become sarcastic and insulting!

 

[Shominy]

When I am too weak to ty , I look for complex carbs and protein.

 

[noogies]

When I look for complex carbs and protein, all I find are Twinkies and soda.