"When It ____, It ____" Chaining

[highvoltage_]

When I find Twinkies and soda, it's time for a diet.

 

[Shominy]

When it's time for a diet, I will lose strength and agility.

 

[harman/kardon]

When I lose strength and agility, my language skills will get worse.

 

[Te-Te]

When my language skills will get worse, I babble and drool on myself.

 

[Shominy]

When I babble and drool on myself, I'm likely on a diet.

 

[highvoltage_]

When I'm likely on a diet, I find myself craving food I used to eat.

 

[Te-Te]

When I find myself craving food I used to eat, I end up at an all you can eat buffet.

 

[RJolly87]

When I end up at an all you can eat buffet, they ask me to leave.

 

[Shominy]

When they ask me to leave, I ask why?

 

[old_tv_nut]

When I ask why, they sing "MCA!"

 

[harman/kardon]

When they sing "MCA", I ask myself what the heck this acronym means.

 

[highvoltage_]

When I ask myself what the heck this acronym means, I respond "YMCA," a song by The Village People.

 

[noogies]

When I respond "YMCA", I realize "YMCA" is not an acronym.

 

[Shominy]

When I realize that"YMCA" is not an acronym, I go looking for abbreviation.

 

[old_tv_nut]

When I go looking for abbreviation, I find string bikinis.

 

[highvoltage_]

When I find string bikinis, my thoughts run wild.

 

[Shominy]

When I run wild, you'll find me in my element.

 

[noogies]

When I find you in your element, I ask you to put some damn clothes on.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

When I ask you to put on some dam clothes, you always ask "what's the holdup?"

 

[Hyperion]

When I ask "what's the holdup?" It seems to take you twice as long.