"When It ____, It ____" Chaining

[tybrad]

When we expect people to rebel, it means that I will be a rebel.

 

[noogies]

When I am a rebel, I expect society to rebel against me.

 

[RJolly87]

Whenever I expect society to rebel against me, I unleash the squirrels.

 

[Shominy]

When I release the squirrels, it means all hell breaks loose.

 

[noogies]

When all hell breaks loose, things get apocalyptic.

 

[highvoltage_]

When things get apocalyptic, I batten down the hatches.

 

[old_tv_nut]

When I batten down the hatches, the neigbors say "There he goes again."

 

[vinowino]

When the neighbors say "There he goes again". I sing "Catch me if you can"

 

[harman/kardon]

When I sing "Catch me if you can", our neighbours cat will follow me.

 

[Shominy]

When our neighbor's cat follows me, it surely means that I am carrying steaks in my pockets.

 

[noogies]

When I carry steaks in my pockets, people question my mental health.

 

[Imprecise]

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[Imprecise]

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[noogies]

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Warming up?

 

[vinowino]

When people question my mental health, I have to check if I have taken my Meds.

 

[harman/kardon]

When I have to check if I have taken my Meds, it is most likely too late.

 

[highvoltage_]

When it's most likely too late, I realize I still have time.

 

[vinowino]

When I realize I still have time (waiting for my wife to get ready) I will pour another glass of chardonnay.

 

[Shominy]

When I pour another glass of Chardonnay, it means that I am in a mood.

 

[harman/kardon]

When it means that I am in a mood, everything is fine.