gladiator335
MRTI
Yes you can. But for Nigeria it will be an "export" version. Comes with it's own snow.
Another CL scam ...or not? I'm confused!
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gladiator335
MRTI
Scam part II
I got tired...
"Buyer":
ok...thanks for your reply.
Once again sorry for any inconvenience his death might have caused,
God Almighty will restore and take control of everything accordingly
IJN. AMEN.
I dont want to understand you anymore because you are really making
things pissing me off, let me just know what item(s) you really want
to supply me....ok
Well, to cut the long story short, do you have any brand of mobile
phone, Laptop or any electronics available now to purchase?
The 50 laptops....are they in Ibadan or your in your stock?
Hoping to hearing from you soon.
Ola
Best regards.
Me:
Dear Ola,
As I said 50 extra laptops are already in Ibadan.
I wish I can tell you more, but we have to go to our evening
prayer at the main pyramid and perform a Human sacrifice in our brother Mitchell's memory.
Please send me your questions if you still have any and I will get back to you.
May the Force be with you!
Sincerely
Father Darth Vader
Prior of the Holy Order of St. Thomas and Aruba
I got tired...
"Buyer":
ok...thanks for your reply.
Once again sorry for any inconvenience his death might have caused,
God Almighty will restore and take control of everything accordingly
IJN. AMEN.
I dont want to understand you anymore because you are really making
things pissing me off, let me just know what item(s) you really want
to supply me....ok
Well, to cut the long story short, do you have any brand of mobile
phone, Laptop or any electronics available now to purchase?
The 50 laptops....are they in Ibadan or your in your stock?
Hoping to hearing from you soon.
Ola
Best regards.
Me:
Dear Ola,
As I said 50 extra laptops are already in Ibadan.
I wish I can tell you more, but we have to go to our evening
prayer at the main pyramid and perform a Human sacrifice in our brother Mitchell's memory.
Please send me your questions if you still have any and I will get back to you.
May the Force be with you!
Sincerely
Father Darth Vader
Prior of the Holy Order of St. Thomas and Aruba
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gladiator335
MRTI
Scam part II
Now he gets to the point pretty quick:
"ok...thanks for your reply
then how do i get it purchased?
Ola.
Best regards"
Tough luck, pal!
It's almost dark and we don't have electricity in caves, so Father Darth Vader can't read your email (please don't ask how he receives it without electricity).
But tomorrow you are up to a final surprise!
But for now - good night Ola!
Now he gets to the point pretty quick:
"ok...thanks for your reply
then how do i get it purchased?
Ola.
Best regards"
Tough luck, pal!
It's almost dark and we don't have electricity in caves, so Father Darth Vader can't read your email (please don't ask how he receives it without electricity).
But tomorrow you are up to a final surprise!
But for now - good night Ola!
terra1
Addicted Member
I think your e-buddy is playing you as much as you think you are playing him.
Just because he's foreign doesn't make him deaf or dumb. If he's part of a crew of scammers, I wouldn't want to have any more to deal with them.
As for your poll, I doubt it would be wise to get as far as sending anything. He may be trying to get you to actually send an invoice so he can play the FBI card for sending a fraudulent invoice over interstate and international lines. He doesn't even have to send payment. Just say he doesn't believe you and has reported you to have it checked out. Then send you a picture of a Charlie Sheen mug shot with caption: Good Day!
Just because he's foreign doesn't make him deaf or dumb. If he's part of a crew of scammers, I wouldn't want to have any more to deal with them.
As for your poll, I doubt it would be wise to get as far as sending anything. He may be trying to get you to actually send an invoice so he can play the FBI card for sending a fraudulent invoice over interstate and international lines. He doesn't even have to send payment. Just say he doesn't believe you and has reported you to have it checked out. Then send you a picture of a Charlie Sheen mug shot with caption: Good Day!
markshan
Sir Thrift a Lot
This is the greatest thing I have ever read on the internet.
BlueFlyingV
Tin Knocker
OMG! So funny! Bravo gladiator, that was freaking hilarious.
gladiator335
MRTI
Scam - final chapter
Ola:
"ok...thanks for your reply
then how can i get laptops?
Hoping to hearing from you soon.
Ola.
Best regards"
Time to end this thing.
Me:
"Dear Mr. Olamilekan!
With tears in my eyes and greatest sadness I have to deliver a horrible news.
Today I went into Father Darth Vader's office to fetch his usual
snack (warm blood and croissant).
Father Darth was sitting on his throne holding printout of your latest email.
Suddenly he kissed the paper, whispered "Ola, I am your father!" and
died right there!
According to our ancient traditions there will be a 7 days mourning period.
All snow around our caves will be painted black, all erected penises will be lowered half-mast
and those damn financial guys will have to finally finish their Texas holdem tournament.
He will be remembered forever in our minds, prayers and Facebook pages.
On his desk he left his final B.L.O.W. M.E. (Binding Legal Obligatory Will - Mandatory Edition) in which he leaves you $20 to cover your copayment for you visit to the psychiatric facility for mental evaluation and treatment.
Sincerely
Princess Leia Amidala Skywalker
Executive Secretary
Holy Order of St. Thomas and Aruba.
P.S. Oh, and I hate to do this, but I simply have to... Are you sure you are not interested in a medium size aircraft carrier?"
THE END (I hope)
Ola:
"ok...thanks for your reply
then how can i get laptops?
Hoping to hearing from you soon.
Ola.
Best regards"
Time to end this thing.
Me:
"Dear Mr. Olamilekan!
With tears in my eyes and greatest sadness I have to deliver a horrible news.
Today I went into Father Darth Vader's office to fetch his usual
snack (warm blood and croissant).
Father Darth was sitting on his throne holding printout of your latest email.
Suddenly he kissed the paper, whispered "Ola, I am your father!" and
died right there!
According to our ancient traditions there will be a 7 days mourning period.
All snow around our caves will be painted black, all erected penises will be lowered half-mast
and those damn financial guys will have to finally finish their Texas holdem tournament.
He will be remembered forever in our minds, prayers and Facebook pages.
On his desk he left his final B.L.O.W. M.E. (Binding Legal Obligatory Will - Mandatory Edition) in which he leaves you $20 to cover your copayment for you visit to the psychiatric facility for mental evaluation and treatment.
Sincerely
Princess Leia Amidala Skywalker
Executive Secretary
Holy Order of St. Thomas and Aruba.
P.S. Oh, and I hate to do this, but I simply have to... Are you sure you are not interested in a medium size aircraft carrier?"
THE END (I hope)
WattUsay
Active Member
Because of Americans that refuse to fall for Nigerian email scams, the economy of Nigeria is suffering tremendously. So much so, that Nigerians are responding in droves to Craigslist ads to become mercenaries for Muammar Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi. Gaddafi is offered these Nigerian scammer mercenaries up to $2000, and a fine yellow hat (with free shipping).
They are paid to indiscriminately shoot protesters that refuse to open PayPal accounts. Many of the protesters would be willing to open a PayPal account, but they do not understand the Nigerians who are speaking French mixed with broken English.
According to reports coming from Al-Jacuzzi and other gonzo news sources, Gaddafi’s own military members are seeking political asylum in other countries, only to be informed that those countries are closed for repairs and maintenance.
Muammar Gaddafi has been quoted saying that the one eyed Purple People Eater
has been running around putting LSD laced with High Fructose Corn Syrup in all of the protesters coffee. In order to prevent excessive weight gain amongst the protesters, Gaddafi has ordered that they must be shot.
Gaddafi, (the self proclaimed King of Africa and the true Wizard of Oz),
has been very upset and irrational every since Al Gore beat him at inventing the internet. Lately Gadaffi has been in a deep state of depression because of the massive cold winter felt around the globe which is caused by Global Warming, (according to the United States Department of Science, Weather or Whether Not Nuclear War is Beneficial).
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/...l-warming-environment-science-climate-change/
With the outbreak of Democracy roaming the Halls of Montazoma and skinny dipping along the shores of Tripoli, things don’t look too good for Gadaffi and his Nigerian Scammers. Civil War in Libya won’t bring about any good until about a hundred years.
That is when the re-enactors start re-enacting, which could sell tickets and that will give Ticket Master a needed boost.
Gadaffi is appealing to his FaceBook friends to send WMD’s to be used against his own people. Also needed are discount coupons for Pizza Hut, because just as Napoleon before him, he is finding out that an army of Scammers won’t march on an empty stomach.
By supporting the Scammers, you could be making the world a safer place.
Probably not.
So in conclusion, I will state that I myself prefer vacuum tubes rather than solid state.
They are paid to indiscriminately shoot protesters that refuse to open PayPal accounts. Many of the protesters would be willing to open a PayPal account, but they do not understand the Nigerians who are speaking French mixed with broken English.
According to reports coming from Al-Jacuzzi and other gonzo news sources, Gaddafi’s own military members are seeking political asylum in other countries, only to be informed that those countries are closed for repairs and maintenance.
Muammar Gaddafi has been quoted saying that the one eyed Purple People Eater
has been running around putting LSD laced with High Fructose Corn Syrup in all of the protesters coffee. In order to prevent excessive weight gain amongst the protesters, Gaddafi has ordered that they must be shot.
Gaddafi, (the self proclaimed King of Africa and the true Wizard of Oz),
has been very upset and irrational every since Al Gore beat him at inventing the internet. Lately Gadaffi has been in a deep state of depression because of the massive cold winter felt around the globe which is caused by Global Warming, (according to the United States Department of Science, Weather or Whether Not Nuclear War is Beneficial).
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/...l-warming-environment-science-climate-change/
With the outbreak of Democracy roaming the Halls of Montazoma and skinny dipping along the shores of Tripoli, things don’t look too good for Gadaffi and his Nigerian Scammers. Civil War in Libya won’t bring about any good until about a hundred years.
That is when the re-enactors start re-enacting, which could sell tickets and that will give Ticket Master a needed boost.
Gadaffi is appealing to his FaceBook friends to send WMD’s to be used against his own people. Also needed are discount coupons for Pizza Hut, because just as Napoleon before him, he is finding out that an army of Scammers won’t march on an empty stomach.
By supporting the Scammers, you could be making the world a safer place.
Probably not.
So in conclusion, I will state that I myself prefer vacuum tubes rather than solid state.
BULLWINKLE
Super Member
Gladiator Thanks for the best 20 minutes I've had in awhile! FUNNY!!!
hhibrownsbac
Super Member
Priceless!!!! I havent laughed this hard in a long time.
gladiator335
MRTI
Scam - final chapter
Don't thank me. Thank Ola.
Just got this from him:
"Yes.....laptops and mobile phones or common electronics is all i need.....oaky
Ola
Thanks"
You can't top THAT! :thmbsp::thmbsp::thmbsp::thmbsp::thmbsp:
Don't thank me. Thank Ola.
Just got this from him:
"Yes.....laptops and mobile phones or common electronics is all i need.....oaky
Ola
Thanks"
You can't top THAT! :thmbsp::thmbsp::thmbsp::thmbsp::thmbsp:
gladiator335
MRTI
Scam
Jeez! I can't get rid of this guy! Will he ever "get it"???
"Dear Mr. Olamilekan!
As you already know both Father Vader and brother Rapp are dead now.
I am not really familiar with your business dealings.
Unfortunately nobody else can take over this deal right now because of 7 day mourning period.
And after that all brotherhood is leaving for Las Vegas for little RNR in Cheetah's strip club for another
week.
I wish I can go with them, but I am still chained to my office desk by Jabba the Hutt, so
my freedom is a bit limited.
Upcoming funeral for Father Vader should be fun!
Black snow outside looks amazing!
Music is blaring from our PA system and all our crocodiles are crying non-stop!
Catering service "Pig Out LLC" for the funeral is already setting tables in our headquarters cave.
With an open bar it sure will be a blast!
We will wrap everything with huge bonfire and amazing fireworks.
So all in all if you can hang on for another week or two somebody sure as hell will contact you about
those 50 laptops which are waiting for you in Ibadan.
Best regards
Princess Leia Amidala Skywalker
Executive Secretary
Holy Order of St. Thomas and Aruba.
P.S. Oh, just want to check... Are you sure you are
not interested in a medium size aircraft carrier? "
I guess I can run him for another month, but do I really want to do that :scratch2:
Jeez! I can't get rid of this guy! Will he ever "get it"???
"Dear Mr. Olamilekan!
As you already know both Father Vader and brother Rapp are dead now.
I am not really familiar with your business dealings.
Unfortunately nobody else can take over this deal right now because of 7 day mourning period.
And after that all brotherhood is leaving for Las Vegas for little RNR in Cheetah's strip club for another
week.
I wish I can go with them, but I am still chained to my office desk by Jabba the Hutt, so
my freedom is a bit limited.
Upcoming funeral for Father Vader should be fun!
Black snow outside looks amazing!
Music is blaring from our PA system and all our crocodiles are crying non-stop!
Catering service "Pig Out LLC" for the funeral is already setting tables in our headquarters cave.
With an open bar it sure will be a blast!
We will wrap everything with huge bonfire and amazing fireworks.
So all in all if you can hang on for another week or two somebody sure as hell will contact you about
those 50 laptops which are waiting for you in Ibadan.
Best regards
Princess Leia Amidala Skywalker
Executive Secretary
Holy Order of St. Thomas and Aruba.
P.S. Oh, just want to check... Are you sure you are
not interested in a medium size aircraft carrier? "
I guess I can run him for another month, but do I really want to do that :scratch2:
gladiator335
MRTI
Scam
"Buyer":
ok...thanks for your reply.
When it is set and everything is cool and Okay, kindly get back to me...aiigh
Thanks alot
Thank you, Ola!
Now I can finally go to Mexico (really) and relax on a beach thinking about what should I do with you. So starting this Saturday no more snow or dead monks for a week!
So our show will be out for about two weeks.
Check our programming schedule for new episodes.
"Buyer":
ok...thanks for your reply.
When it is set and everything is cool and Okay, kindly get back to me...aiigh
Thanks alot
Thank you, Ola!
Now I can finally go to Mexico (really) and relax on a beach thinking about what should I do with you. So starting this Saturday no more snow or dead monks for a week!
So our show will be out for about two weeks.
Check our programming schedule for new episodes.
gladiator335
MRTI
Oh, guys! Something big is coming.
I don't think he is really that dumb, but just have to try.
Stay tuned!
I don't think he is really that dumb, but just have to try.
Stay tuned!
rustycat
70s gear freak
Let's make this the new "all your base are belong to us." Anyone want to write a song based on this line?
rustycat
70s gear freak
Originally Posted by gladiator335
"I dont want to understand you anymore because you are really making things pissing me off."
Let's make this the new "all your base are belong to us." Anyone want to write a song based on this line? I can just see Waylon Jennings crooning it! :thmbsp:
"I dont want to understand you anymore because you are really making things pissing me off."
Let's make this the new "all your base are belong to us." Anyone want to write a song based on this line? I can just see Waylon Jennings crooning it! :thmbsp: