gladiator335
MRTI
Scam part III (Dumb and Dumber)
I was about to put this whole thing on hold until I'm back from vacations, but just had this itch...
So here it is:
"Ola!
All guys left for Vegas and I'm sitting in my hot tub alone.
Couple candles, bottle of wine - and nobody around!
I am so lonely!
I had a boyfriend, but kicked him out of my cave after this bastard
cheated on me with his leggy assistant Harry. What a jerk!
Do you have a girlfriend? Are you married?
Oh god! I wish somebody is here right now to rub my back!!!
By the way: my ex-boyfriend was some kind of big boss in a major
electronic company.
And he left me a box with various latest electronic thingies.
iPad, some cool mini laptops and the latest which called iSwallow.
He said I definitely have to try it. Don't know about it.
Probably I will sell everything so nothing left in my cave that reminds
me of him.
Talk to me please
Your
Princess Leia Amidala Skywalker
Executive Secretary
Holy Order of St. Thomas and Aruba."
Ola:
"ok...thanks for your reply
Am still single...okay
So are those ipads and kool mini laptops available ready to purchase,
if yes then knidly get back to me details and quantities availabe and
i will make my order...okay
Hopping to hearing from you soon.
Ola
Best regards."
Me:
" Look,
You seem like a really nice guy.
Can you keep a secret?
There is one thing my ex-boyfriend told me when he was drunk,
but he said if I tell anybody I'll be in a big trouble.
I really like you, but do you promise to keep a secret???
Your Leia S."
Ola:
"ok...thanks for your reply
go ahead...feel free to express your mind and what about the items
Ola
Best regards."
Oh yeah, I will express my mind!
Me:
"Do you think all that companies (Apple, Dell, Hewlett Packard) really
build all their phones, iPods and laptops in factories?
Hell no!
They just tell you they do to make you pay more money!
In truth they discovered the way to simply clone them!
Just like a copy machine: you put let's say iPhone in it and in 5 minutes
you have an exact working copy!!! Can you believe it?
And it costs them almost nothing - may be just what they pay for
electricity!
What a rip-off!
My ex-boyfriend actually showed me how to do that and in 30 minutes I had
4 iPods. One for my gym, one for my bath, one for my car and one I gave
to my best friend Kama Sutra.
I can tell you how to do that, but you have to promise me it will stay
just between us two!
Love
L"
Ola:
""ok...thanks for your reply.
What's your point? can u pls proceed
Ola.
Best regards."
What's my point? You're a freaking idiot - that's what! However it's not personal. It's just business..
Me:
"My point is that you don't have to spend your money buying this stuff,
waiting for shipment to arrive, deal with customs and so on...
You can simply copy any small electronic device right in your home...
Nobody knows about it (except those snobs in big companies who make
billions off that)
Your L"
Ola:
"ok..thanks for your reply
Interesting and so what do you say above all?
Ola.
Best regards"
Me:
"What I am saying is: if I tell you how to do that will you try?
Just you have to promise me to keep it a secret!
L"
Ola:
"ok....thanks for your reply
thats no problem, go ahead i will make it real
Ola.
Best regards"
Me:
"So here it goes. And remember - nobody should know about this!!!!
Let's say you want to copy your iPhone.
You have to follow these steps:
- remove phone's battery (or you can damage it)
- cut a piece of plastic the size of the phone
- now you have to calibrate a microwave (I hope you have a microwave oven). To do so set it to 5 minutes and press Start.
Check time using your watch. If it dings in exactly 5 minutes it is calibrated. If not you will have to
turn it off manually exactly after 5 minutes.
- now put that piece of plastic inside the oven. Put your phone EXACTLY over the plastic.
- close the door and set power to "High" and timer to 5 minutes. Don't forget to check with your watch!
- Press Start when you are ready.
There will be popping sounds and sparkles. My brother Scotty explained that at this point all the
molecular bindings beamed up (I don't really understand all that algebra!).
After 5 minutes turn off your microwave, open the door and let it cool for another 5 minutes.
That's all. Simple, huh?
Enjoy the ride
Your L."
Currently taking bets - is he gonna do it?
I was about to put this whole thing on hold until I'm back from vacations, but just had this itch...
So here it is:
"Ola!
All guys left for Vegas and I'm sitting in my hot tub alone.
Couple candles, bottle of wine - and nobody around!
I am so lonely!
I had a boyfriend, but kicked him out of my cave after this bastard
cheated on me with his leggy assistant Harry. What a jerk!
Do you have a girlfriend? Are you married?
Oh god! I wish somebody is here right now to rub my back!!!
By the way: my ex-boyfriend was some kind of big boss in a major
electronic company.
And he left me a box with various latest electronic thingies.
iPad, some cool mini laptops and the latest which called iSwallow.
He said I definitely have to try it. Don't know about it.
Probably I will sell everything so nothing left in my cave that reminds
me of him.
Talk to me please
Your
Princess Leia Amidala Skywalker
Executive Secretary
Holy Order of St. Thomas and Aruba."
Ola:
"ok...thanks for your reply
Am still single...okay
So are those ipads and kool mini laptops available ready to purchase,
if yes then knidly get back to me details and quantities availabe and
i will make my order...okay
Hopping to hearing from you soon.
Ola
Best regards."
Me:
" Look,
You seem like a really nice guy.
Can you keep a secret?
There is one thing my ex-boyfriend told me when he was drunk,
but he said if I tell anybody I'll be in a big trouble.
I really like you, but do you promise to keep a secret???
Your Leia S."
Ola:
"ok...thanks for your reply
go ahead...feel free to express your mind and what about the items
Ola
Best regards."
Oh yeah, I will express my mind!
Me:
"Do you think all that companies (Apple, Dell, Hewlett Packard) really
build all their phones, iPods and laptops in factories?
Hell no!
They just tell you they do to make you pay more money!
In truth they discovered the way to simply clone them!
Just like a copy machine: you put let's say iPhone in it and in 5 minutes
you have an exact working copy!!! Can you believe it?
And it costs them almost nothing - may be just what they pay for
electricity!
What a rip-off!
My ex-boyfriend actually showed me how to do that and in 30 minutes I had
4 iPods. One for my gym, one for my bath, one for my car and one I gave
to my best friend Kama Sutra.
I can tell you how to do that, but you have to promise me it will stay
just between us two!
Love
L"
Ola:
""ok...thanks for your reply.
What's your point? can u pls proceed
Ola.
Best regards."
What's my point? You're a freaking idiot - that's what! However it's not personal. It's just business..
Me:
"My point is that you don't have to spend your money buying this stuff,
waiting for shipment to arrive, deal with customs and so on...
You can simply copy any small electronic device right in your home...
Nobody knows about it (except those snobs in big companies who make
billions off that)
Your L"
Ola:
"ok..thanks for your reply
Interesting and so what do you say above all?
Ola.
Best regards"
Me:
"What I am saying is: if I tell you how to do that will you try?
Just you have to promise me to keep it a secret!
L"
Ola:
"ok....thanks for your reply
thats no problem, go ahead i will make it real
Ola.
Best regards"
Me:
"So here it goes. And remember - nobody should know about this!!!!
Let's say you want to copy your iPhone.
You have to follow these steps:
- remove phone's battery (or you can damage it)
- cut a piece of plastic the size of the phone
- now you have to calibrate a microwave (I hope you have a microwave oven). To do so set it to 5 minutes and press Start.
Check time using your watch. If it dings in exactly 5 minutes it is calibrated. If not you will have to
turn it off manually exactly after 5 minutes.
- now put that piece of plastic inside the oven. Put your phone EXACTLY over the plastic.
- close the door and set power to "High" and timer to 5 minutes. Don't forget to check with your watch!
- Press Start when you are ready.
There will be popping sounds and sparkles. My brother Scotty explained that at this point all the
molecular bindings beamed up (I don't really understand all that algebra!).
After 5 minutes turn off your microwave, open the door and let it cool for another 5 minutes.
That's all. Simple, huh?
Enjoy the ride
Your L."
Currently taking bets - is he gonna do it?
