Free Style word Game: Puns, Rhymes, etc.
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An oldie but groanie!
If you can get half a sandwich on whole wheat, why can't you get a whole sandwich on half wheat?
What is the pirate's favorite gas?
Arrr-gon!
How is a noble gas used in infomercials?
As xenon TV!
How did St. Elmo become the patron saint of sailors?
It's a ticklish subject.
What is the pirate's favorite gas?
Arrr-gon!
How is a noble gas used in infomercials?
As xenon TV!
How did St. Elmo become the patron saint of sailors?
It's a ticklish subject.
If a grain is not very bright, is it a half wheat?
Tip the hat to Old_TV_Nut
Tip the hat to Old_TV_Nut
When replacing the whole system, a minimalist probably has a minimal list.
In the first "X-Files" movie, if Mulder hurt his back carrying his partner, does he have Scully-osis?
A man working in a pub in Europe was arrested for fraudulent discrimination. He was bouncing Czechs!
What is the neurologist's favorite cookie?
...ginger synapses
...ginger synapses
What type of ant has a pleasant smell?
Deodor ant
Deodor ant