Free Style word Game: Puns, Rhymes, etc.

[SuperjazzyJa]

One for military folks:

The sergeant, E-6 got a bad cut on the sole of his foot, he ended up with a staff infection.

 

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At the spooky football game, offense had the ball on the other team's 9 yard line. It was "first and ghoul".

 

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Garfield, Felix, Heathcliff and Sylvester were in a movie that takes place on a golf course. It was called "Catty Shack".

 

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My good friend is a chef at an Italian restaurant. Her name is Lynn Gueeny.

 

[old_tv_nut]

My friend is starting a winery - she has grape expectations.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

My friend is starting a winery - she has grape expectations.

I'm crushed!

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

A skunk was hit and killed by a car. The car's licence plate struck him square on the nose. A rabbit witnessed this unfortunate event, shook his head and said, "Dead Scenter!"

 

[old_tv_nut]

It's not shorts weather when it's culotte. Ignoring this could get you kilt.

 

[d-ray657]

Tongue twister:

"Old Mrs Hunt had a rough cut punt;
Not a punt cut rough, but a rough cut punt"!

Cheers, og

I had a client named Mike Hunt. He would call in, and my secretary would buzz me and say Mike Hunt is calling.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

I had a client named Mike Hunt. He would call in, and my secretary would buzz me and say Mike Hunt is calling.

Ever see Porky's? "Mike Hunt, Mike Hunt, has anyone seen Mike Hunt?"

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

My neighbor, Anna Logg is a very old fashioned lady who likes wood burning fires.

 

[old_tv_nut]

My neighbor is a mathematician who likes winter holidays - he's an exponent of the yule log.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

My neighbor is a mathematician who likes winter holidays - he's an exponent of the yule log.

Didn't he force his son to become a lumberjack? "You'll log boy! You'll log!"

 

[old_tv_nut]

As my dad used to say, "Yule be sorry if you keep that up!"

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Jeanine was a very cheerful young lady. When her mother asked the doctor how she could have such a shiny personality, he replied "It's in her chrome-o-somes. So, Mom asked why Jeanine's brother wasn't so happy. The dr said "He's got blue genes."

 

[old_tv_nut]

Q: What kind of sweater does a motorcycle cop wear?

A: A pull-over

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Stephen King's next novel is supposed to be about a fantastic basement. It's sure to be a best cellar.

 

[old_tv_nut]

Did you hear about the perfectly correct King Fu fighter?

...He only used nuncharles.

 

[old_tv_nut]

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a mosquito?


--- A baa humbug

 

[old_tv_nut]

Ethel Merman was a Broadway star well known for her overpowering voice. It was so strong that few vocal groups wanted to sing with her. Once she had the means, she went out and hired similarly strong singers to form a group. They started out rehearsing at a favorite restaurant, where they would sing a capella and keep time by banging on the table.

They never were a commercial success, but became known as the Merman Table-Nocker Choir.