I heard Wrigley's is going out of business. Someone said they have gum disease.
Free Style word Game: Puns, Rhymes, etc.
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Poor Mrs. Patcher awoke to find that her sewing machine and all of her sewing paraphernalia had been stolen. Once she got over the shock, she sighed, "Needle-less to say, I won't be doing any sewing today."
What do Mama Bee and Papa Bee tell the little bees?
"Beehive, children, beehive!"
"Beehive, children, beehive!"
Whine is made of teardrops. (Don't know if this one is okay... I love this game but it is difficult...)
Q: What goes 999,999, clop?
A: a centipede with a wooden leg!
A: a centipede with a wooden leg!
Janet spilled beer in her flower garden. The flowers were daisied and confused.
Has anybody seen my camo suit?
Why does the truck driver's wife always drive the family on vacation?
So he can tan the other arm.
So he can tan the other arm.
Funny, but true! My left arm is a lot darker than the right one.
What do you get when your buffalo has something in its eye?
--Buffalo winks
--Buffalo winks
I never thought about it that way.
Maybe he should leave Canada and become a Russian citizen.
The devil made heroin, a heroine is made of courage.
(As quite often in such cases, I don't feel exactly if it is a good one... sorry if it is not...)
(As quite often in such cases, I don't feel exactly if it is a good one... sorry if it is not...)
Why couldn't Avogadro get away with crimes?
Because the cops "had his number."
[BTW, today is Avogadro's birthday]
Because the cops "had his number."
[BTW, today is Avogadro's birthday]
Pity the poor single dad who took his daughter to Wendy's to get a baconator. When the little girl unwrapped the burger, the bacon ate her!
What happened to the female mechanic? The carburetor!
An employee at Goodwill was trying to appeal to my charitable side. So, I asked her, "If a country is populated mostly by female deer, is that a doe-nation?"