Free Style word Game: Puns, Rhymes, etc.

[SuperjazzyJa]

One of the world's best, but least known archeologists is Mr. Artie Fax

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Is doing things to save time a way to lose wait?

 

[Hyperion]

Q). What's yellow and comes at you from all sides?

A). Quadraphonic custard.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Q). What's yellow and comes at you from all sides?

A). Quadraphonic custard.

Is custard now available in 5.1 channels?

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

I understand that Mulligan Stew is a favorite dish among hobos. I have always wanted to ask one if that is stew that is over done and therefore has to be done over.

 

[old_tv_nut]

Sub-woofer: guard dog on a u-boat.

 

[Hyperion]

Q). Why do elephants paint the bottoms of their feet yellow?

A). So they can't be seen when upside-down in a bowl of custard.

 

[Hyperion]

Q). What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

A). Humphrey.

 

[old_tv_nut]

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Don't bother, he won't come.

 

[Hyperion]

Yesterday upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn’t there.
He wasn’t there again today!
I wish, I wish he’d go away.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

My sister told me that she wanted to volunteer at her church's food pantry. All they wanted her to do was sort bread. So, told her, "Don't be loafing around now."

The above conversation actually took place.

 

[oldgringo]

Tongue twister:

"Old Mrs Hunt had a rough cut punt;
Not a punt cut rough, but a rough cut punt"!

Cheers, og

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Tongue twister:

"Old Mrs Hunt had a rough cut punt;
Not a punt cut rough, but a rough cut punt"!

Cheers, og

Wouldn't say that too fast in front of a lady!

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

I made a tiny, 2 wheeled pedal driven vehicle for very small rodents. I call it a "micycle".

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Q). What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

A). Humphrey.

How about no humps? Hump-free!

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

The house cats don't like playing games with the big cat because she's a real cheetah.

 

[AudioGeek]

I just noticed that "feeb"...is beef spelled backwards.


And one of the deeper questions: if goose/geese is OK, why not moose/meese?

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

I just noticed that "feeb"...is beef spelled backwards.


And one of the deeper questions: if goose/geese is OK, why not moose/meese?

Mouse/mice
Why not house/hice?

 

[old_tv_nut]

I just realized that if Zorro were female and spelled his name backwards, he would be Spanish rice.

 

[bobsvinyl]

I just realized that if Zorro were female and spelled his name backwards, he would be Spanish rice.

Would she be going against the grain?