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Has Plan 9 From Outer Space lost it's place as the worst movie ever made?

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I have run across what may be the worst movie ever made, it certainly is the worst zombie movie ever, and completely disgusting that description is something coming from me. It comes to us from Japan, Netflix must have been paid to host this one. Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead (2011). The only good part of this movie is THE END. View at you own risk, and keep a barf bag handy. :puke:

I wrote to the Pentagon and told them they could use this movie to replace water boarding. :yes:
 
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That sounds like the best movie ever! I love me some bad movies too.

Sounds like fodder for a Beavis and Butthead episode.

Butthead: 'Uhhh, check it out... Zombie Ass!, huh, huh, huh... cool!'

Beavis: 'Heh, heh, heh, yeah, it has zombies, and asses and dead people, and toilets! If it had fire, it would be the best movie ever!'
 
I watched the whole thing in wonder and amazement. Gotta be the craziest crap ever! There seems to be something very very warped in the minds of these Japanese 'film makers'.

I thoroughly enjoyed it!

However, there's some other zombie movie, the name escapes me, that's streamed on Netflix where a guy never leaves a toilet stall that I consider to be even worse than Zombie Ass.
 
I actually remember one from the early 60's that was far, far worse than Plan 9.
It featured a space alien in a gorilla suit with a fishbowl over it's head. :rolleyes:
 
Celt said:
I actually remember one from the early 60's that was far, far worse than Plan 9.
It featured a space alien in a gorilla suit with a fishbowl over it's head. :rolleyes:
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I remember that gorilla! Thanks. I'll probably be up all night trying to find it online. I just saw Machete Kills and that could be in the running.

Edit: I can't believe it! I found the stupid movie in about 2 minutes. Searched for "sci-fi gorilla space helmet".

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046248/reviews
 
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jimreeves said:
However, there's some other zombie movie, the name escapes me, that's streamed on Netflix where a guy never leaves a toilet stall that I consider to be even worse than Zombie Ass.
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Stalled (2013)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2140429/?ref_=nv_sr_5

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This could even be a worse Japanese movie. :D

"The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai is a Pink Film (a Japanese softcore pornography genre). Sachiko Hanai (Emi Kuroda) is a call girl. One day she is caught up in a gunfight and is shot in the forehead. Instead of killing her, the bullet in her head gives her psychic powers. She also accidentally comes into possession of a cylinder containing George W. Bush's finger, whose fingerprint is designed to launch a nuclear missile, and international spies are soon chasing her."

Nothing to see here! :smoke:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0458227/
 
Celt said:
I actually remember one from the early 60's that was far, far worse than Plan 9.
It featured a space alien in a gorilla suit with a fishbowl over it's head. :rolleyes:
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That may have been a movie called Robot Monster.


Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women

Started out as a Russian film called Storm Clouds of Venus and was dubbed in English.

There are several versions of this film with added actors and footage.
 
Without out ever seeing Zombie Ass (and I'll definitely have to watch it now!), my question is it one of those "purposely" bad movies, ala Troma. To my way of thinking, those don't count (although "Buttcrack" interests me). :D

For me, Plan 9 (really ALL of Ed Wood's films) still rank up there, precisely because he was actually trying to make proper movies but was completely inept!

One of the worst I've seen the past few years is "Birdemic: Shock and Terror". But again, it might have been the directors intention to make a crappy movie, which takes away much of the fun.
 
You should try 'Trail of the Screaming Forehead'. It's a keeper.
'Battle beyond the stars' isn't far behind. Plus it has John-Boy in it.
 
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I just watched "Stalled" (2013) which is on Netflix. What a roller

How many of you have seen "Nude On The Moon" (1961) The story of some rich guy who builds a rocket goes to the moon and finds a whole bunch of mostly naked women that could instantly get a jobs at "Hooters". The two intrepid astronauts have space suits that where obviously rented from a prop shop because they where last seen in Flash Gordon serials, and you can see they didn't go to the dry cleaners before they where used. Did I mention the hooteriferous sweeties are telepathic, and are silent so they didn't even have to hire a writer for a script. On a scale of 1 to 10 this movie is :lmao::lmao::lmao:
And here it is: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xm8fgt_nude-of-the-moon_na enjoy :D
 
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Bucky Badger said:
You should try 'Trail of the Screaming Forehead'. It's a keeper.
'Battle beyond the stars' isn't far behind. Plus it has John-Boy in it.
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When I first started reading this thread, I thought about "Battle Beyond the Stars." I've got that one somewhere on VHS that I copied off The Movie Channel way back.
I think that was the last time I saw either John-Boy OR John Saxon.
 
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