TobascoKid
Active Member
Wait! It’s a run at the stylus bank. We are only at phase one. It gets worse so hang on.
Announce a SAS shortage. Speculation is fueled by nothing. No matter- there is a run at the banks- all styluses are instantly sold. We buy more than we need. We are hoarding for our security. We created our own shortage. The stores move inventory immediately- they are happy. What is left instantly doubles in price.
CRISWELL PREDICTS
Prices and panic continue and rise. Some people freak out, crash the stylus gates and general stylus panic ensues.
Opportunists have covered their bases - they bought all remaining inventory, some seller hoard and sell for double or double-double yesterday’s price at eBay. We don’t buy- we throw money at them. The speculators are happy. The panic escalates so we bid in frenzies. We pay over-the-top dollar. Then we top that.
Then our self-made drought, hits. Everything is gone- hoarded in vaults. It is a desert. Anything for sale cost more than a trip to heaven. This goes on for a year or more. The speculators are happy.
One day in the future, JICO comes back as the hero. They save the day. They have seen our pain and feel for us. They have brought us new, improved, and much higher priced Neo-SAS styluses but are in short supply. Someone will grab one and say it is the best thing since we invented the toilet. We don’t care about the high prices. There is a run at the banks. We buy them all…forever and tell plebs of their even better sound. JICO and websites are happy.
Finally, that old inflated SAS market instantly falls through. Those holding the old SAS get burned…twice! It’s obsolete and the dampers become questionable. They bought high and sales are off.
Big business now has all the money and we are much poorer. The loyal less-than-bright and the general public lost.
The winners are the ones that sit patiently and do not play the game. But the majority is not going for that! We need to move NOW!
[Said with cynicism] Anyone want to buy my used SAS for triple today’s ending price? Speculation rules!
Announce a SAS shortage. Speculation is fueled by nothing. No matter- there is a run at the banks- all styluses are instantly sold. We buy more than we need. We are hoarding for our security. We created our own shortage. The stores move inventory immediately- they are happy. What is left instantly doubles in price.
CRISWELL PREDICTS
Prices and panic continue and rise. Some people freak out, crash the stylus gates and general stylus panic ensues.
Opportunists have covered their bases - they bought all remaining inventory, some seller hoard and sell for double or double-double yesterday’s price at eBay. We don’t buy- we throw money at them. The speculators are happy. The panic escalates so we bid in frenzies. We pay over-the-top dollar. Then we top that.
Then our self-made drought, hits. Everything is gone- hoarded in vaults. It is a desert. Anything for sale cost more than a trip to heaven. This goes on for a year or more. The speculators are happy.
One day in the future, JICO comes back as the hero. They save the day. They have seen our pain and feel for us. They have brought us new, improved, and much higher priced Neo-SAS styluses but are in short supply. Someone will grab one and say it is the best thing since we invented the toilet. We don’t care about the high prices. There is a run at the banks. We buy them all…forever and tell plebs of their even better sound. JICO and websites are happy.
Finally, that old inflated SAS market instantly falls through. Those holding the old SAS get burned…twice! It’s obsolete and the dampers become questionable. They bought high and sales are off.
Big business now has all the money and we are much poorer. The loyal less-than-bright and the general public lost.
The winners are the ones that sit patiently and do not play the game. But the majority is not going for that! We need to move NOW!
[Said with cynicism] Anyone want to buy my used SAS for triple today’s ending price? Speculation rules!


