That's no chit, if you really want to tee off your significant other, run the machine while she's trying to speak to you!
Congrats, and welcome to the 16.5 family.
I take it, is was a package deal from MusicDirect.
Read the instructions carefully, always keep the hose clamp locked shut while using the machine, drain every 5-6 records, until you're familiar with the machine, drain after using, and it helps to tip the machine rearward while draining into a cup.
Drain again when done, leave the Wand off for 24 hours so all dries out thoroughly.
Clean Wand periodically, and clean before storage.
Give the cleaners time to work. Always use a pure water rinse as a final step.
Don't flood the top of the machine like it's a fish tank, Mop up spills as they occur with a kleenex.
After some time, you'll get braver, give the machine a shake down inspection, and check of all screws, etc.
I know this machine inside, and out, and will be here to help, and give advice if you need it. Others here know well too.
There's no dumb questions!
Enjoy your new machine, and you, will certainly come to the exact same conclusions as I have, and that is, how you wish you bought such a long time ago! Mark