Courtesy of jweiss over at VinylAsylum --
"We have to design what? A turntable? You've got to be kidding?"
"Nope. Really. Here's the email. Corporate wants a turntable. A McIntosh turntable. Got to look McIntosh. They want it yesterday."
"How the hell do you design a turntable? That's ancient technology. I only know how to do stuff with printed circuit boards inside."
"Don't sweat it. Pretend its like all the rest of the stuff we design. Just pretend its an amp, but its got a turntable on top. Easy, right?"
"Yeah, I got it. No problem. I can knock this out by 5pm. I can still keep our trademark glowing blue and green lights, right?"
"Sure. Throw a meter on the front, while you are at it..."
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Fly on the wall report of McIntosh design team confronted with TT project.
"We have to design what? A turntable? You've got to be kidding?"
"Nope. Really. Here's the email. Corporate wants a turntable. A McIntosh turntable. Got to look McIntosh. They want it yesterday."
"How the hell do you design a turntable? That's ancient technology. I only know how to do stuff with printed circuit boards inside."
"Don't sweat it. Pretend its like all the rest of the stuff we design. Just pretend its an amp, but its got a turntable on top. Easy, right?"
"Yeah, I got it. No problem. I can knock this out by 5pm. I can still keep our trademark glowing blue and green lights, right?"
"Sure. Throw a meter on the front, while you are at it..."
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Fly on the wall report of McIntosh design team confronted with TT project.
