I really did laugh out loud at that. Agreed on the effort, too bad it's such a terrible idea. Good luck on the cleanup.
Coincidentally, not 90 seconds ago, I posted about some RE30's I picked up last night. Foam looks perfect, no cracks at all.
I wonder why some foams just crash and burn and others of the same make\era seem perfect? I'm guessing the environment. Sun, humidity swings - maybe even salt air near the ocean? I don't really know.
EDIT - those do look like the same tweets and mids as on the RE30's. Near as I can tell, the tweets are sharp\bright and masking the midrange. I might put something in front of mine. A little tape or half a ping pong ball. Anything to keep them from hurting my ears.