Old Sayings
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piece-it pete
What, me worry?
I tell my SO this one occasionally: What's good for the goose is good for the gander - she hates it ('cause it's true 
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He who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly fingers.
Colder than a gravediggers' ass.
Pete
).He who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly fingers.
Colder than a gravediggers' ass.
Pete
There's no rest for the wicked, and the righteous don't need any!
simplynuts
Super Member
I don't care what others say about you, I think you are alright. He must have gotten his drivers license at Sears.
geaugafletcher
Well-Known Member
From wise people I know...
On the subject of infidelity:
"The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow."
Avoiding procrastination:
"Make hay while there's sunshine."
General marriage advice:
"Pick your battles."
And a corollary (developed in an instrument repair shop) to an above quote:
"You can't polish a turd. You can't ruin one, either."
On the subject of infidelity:
"The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow."
Avoiding procrastination:
"Make hay while there's sunshine."
General marriage advice:
"Pick your battles."
And a corollary (developed in an instrument repair shop) to an above quote:
"You can't polish a turd. You can't ruin one, either."
tentoze
Twangophile
From a wise man named Robert Harris, RIP:
On braggarts and loudmouths- An empty wagon rattles the loudest.
Prior to an impending physical confrontation- Son, I'll come after you with a pine knot and a bucket of ****.
On the intellectually challenged- He don't know if he's dancing or playing mumbly-peg.
On the same- I sent him to the store for apple butter, and he brought back chitlings.
From my old man, used to express disbelief:
Bear's Ass.
On braggarts and loudmouths- An empty wagon rattles the loudest.
Prior to an impending physical confrontation- Son, I'll come after you with a pine knot and a bucket of ****.
On the intellectually challenged- He don't know if he's dancing or playing mumbly-peg.
On the same- I sent him to the store for apple butter, and he brought back chitlings.
From my old man, used to express disbelief:
Bear's Ass.
SolderIron
Addicted Member
Bad news deson't get better with time.
doctorbongo
Super Member
got my fave from my mom:
This room looks like **** hit with a stick.
as long as we are on words of encouragement:
He doesn't know **** from shinola.
This room looks like **** hit with a stick.
as long as we are on words of encouragement:
He doesn't know **** from shinola.
"Don't squat with your spurs on"
Enjoy,
Rich P
Enjoy,
Rich P