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Old Sayings

Old Polish ones:

"If a tiger is chasing your wagon, don't stop to feed him cookies."

"If your socks aren't in your shoes, don't look for them in Heaven."

Enjoy,
Rich P
 
A couple from my Dad............

"About as useful as tits on a bull"

Also, an "H2" ( Squared) noted in the margin of a paper or book he was reading for "Happy Horse ****"
 
A few I've heard more than once:

"Let he who is stoned cast the first sin."

"The lard cooks in mysterious ways."

"Total cheese."

"Revel without a pause."
 
"More nervous than a long tailed cat in a room of rocking chairs."

In reference to one's clothing:

"You look like Joe Shits, the ragpicker"

What a great thread!
 
He's so crooked, he could hide behind a corkscrew.

He'd rather climb a greased flagpole to tell a lie than stand on the ground and tell the truth.
 
From the Esteemed Management Style of my father, a 32 year Army vet:

"Do it because I said so. Period"

From my own management style for teenagers:

"If you don't understand what you're doing and why, don't do it."
 
"Outta the cornfield, yer goin' against the grain"

"Head for the roundhouse, they'll never corner you there."

"She's only a wrestlers daughter, but you ought to see her box."
 
Once yer past the smell, you've got 'er licked. (Talking about eating brussels sprouts)

The older the fiddle, the better the tune.

Is a frog's @$$ water tight?
 
My grandpa, thanking neighbors for help on the farm: "Much obliged, 'til you're better paid"
 
someone once said to me " Thats the problem with people, they only think about what they have on their minds" and ive pondered its possibilities ever since.
 
Shithouse Mouse

He's so cheap he can sit on a dime and tell you if its heads or tails

She's a sport model

Too much sugar for a dime

So ugly. . .had to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink

So ugly. . .The stork got arrested. . .

So ugly. . .Had to tie up your Momma before you could nurse. . .

So ugly. . . Looks like you were on fire and put out with an Axe. . .

F#cked up as a soup sandwich. . .

Nervous as a cat. . .

Nervous as a dog shitting peach seeds. . .(old Georgia saying)

Older than dirt. . .

Funny as a truck load of dead babys. . .
 
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