Talk about needing a hobby...

[fotno]

Rob, I am RARELY EVER without a mustache - when I was a little tyke, I fell on an old metal floor furnace grate, and split my upper lip all the way in two up to my nose. Thank heaven I was small enough I don't remember it. The centerline of my mustache starts just right of center on the bottom and angles up to the left, following the ridge of scar tissue. I usually clip out a little triangle at the bottom to make it appear "right" to the casual observer. (It is my only concession to vanity!)

Well, that and the Lederhosen...

 

[doucanoe]

I was going for the academic look. I got the "alcoholic academic" look, somehow.

Now that made me laugh!

Im still working the goatee thing but used to have a full beard. I haave the same problem as Sandy. I will probably let it grow out for a spell this winter but it comes in pretty grey nowaday. My wife likes the beard but the grey, well, not so much.

RC

 

[ozmoid]

Well, that and the Lederhosen...

:lmao:

OK Fotno, since it's Christmas:

OH the fur on his face is frightful
but his wife finds it so delightful,
The razor's been tossed you know,
Let it Grow, Let it Grow, Let it Grow!

 

[Grainger49]

Makes my neck itch. So I shave my neck.

 

[Wigwam Jones]

Makes my neck itch. So I shave my neck.

Does your butt ever itch?

 

[Grainger49]

Does your butt ever itch?

No, I don't shave it either.

 

[tentoze]

You might want to think about getting out of that hotel room for a spell, sport.

 

[Justen]

I've worn a mustache most of my adult life, with the occasional scary mountain man beard thrown for good measure, figuring the more of my ugly mug I could hide, the better. I've fought the trend towards goatees, figuring at my age I'd look like a 40 year old trying to pass himself off as a 25 year old.. But at the insistence of several female coworkers I grew one out. What I discovered is not only did I look like I was trying to be young , I also ended up looking like Macaltecs older brother....

But the chicks seem to dig it...

 

[Wigwam Jones]

No, I don't shave it either.

Hey, I'm just saying - if you shave your neck because it itches, why not shave everything that itches?

 

[Wigwam Jones]

You might want to think about getting out of that hotel room for a spell, sport.

Flophouse, not hotel room. Hotels have beds, last I heard.

 

[Justen]

Flophouse, not hotel room. Hotels have beds, last I heard.

And this is an improvement over NC how exactly??

 

[Wigwam Jones]

And this is an improvement over NC how exactly??

Paved roads.

 

[tentoze]

Are they paved with good intentions?

 

[Justen]

Paved roads.

Oh, I consider that a drawback....just encourages idiots to use them...

 

[fotno]

But at the insistence of several female coworkers I grew one out. What I discovered is not only did I look like I was trying to be young , I also ended up looking like Macaltecs older brother....

But the chicks seem to dig it...

Okay, now all we have to do is wait for Mac to show up!

 

[Wigwam Jones]

Are they paved with good intentions?

That's Oklahoma.

 

[tentoze]

That's Oklahoma.

And I suppose it's New Jersey where they're paved with Hoffa's bones. We use tourist dollars down here.

 

[Wigwam Jones]

And I suppose it's New Jersey where they're paved with Hoffa's bones. We use tourist dollars down here.

You oughta just use the tourists.

 

[Wigwam Jones]

Oh, I consider that a drawback....just encourages idiots to use them...

Around here, road-using is apparently optional, as is traffic signal-obeying.

 

[tentoze]

To hell with all that- their money is a renewable resource.